Jan 23, 2025
Stiles: So, we ran the numbers and 9 out of 10 people think we look good together. Derek (cracking his knuckles): Out of curiosity, where does the 10th person live?
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Stiles: So, we ran the numbers and 9 out of 10 people think we look good together. Derek (cracking his knuckles): Out of curiosity, where does the 10th person live?
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Stiles: If we have a child, I think they should take your last name. Derek: I have two questions, the first question: why my last name? Stiles: It's shorter and easier to spell. Derek: That's a good point, second question, WHY WOULD WE HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER? WE AREN'T DATING OR ANYTHING. Stiles: Damn! I knew I was forgetting something.
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Stiles: There's nothing that I wouldn't do for $20. Scott: What if I gave you $20 to have sex with Derek? Stiles: Then you'd owe me $40.
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Stiles: Do you wanna have my cherry? Derek: Pretty sure I already got it. Stiles: From my cake. Derek: Yeah! That's where I took it from. Isaac: I think next time you should celebrate your birthday on your own.
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Stiles: I just know it's gotta be big. Danny: Are you still trying to calculate how big Derek's dick is from his pictures? Stiles: Don't tell me you don't wanna know! Danny: He’ll hear you. Stiles: Just cause he's a werewolf doesn't mean he can hear everything. Danny (leaving): He's been hiding in your closet for the last 30 minutes.
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Stiles: I'm cold Derek: You should have brought a jacket. Stiles: Give me your jacket, asshole. You don't even need it. Derek: Having a boyfriend sucks. Stiles: I don't see you complaining when your boyfriend sucks. Derek: ... Derek: You're talking about... Stiles: Yes, I'm talking about sucking your dick.
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Peter: Are you having sex with Derek? Stiles: If I were having sex with Derek, do you think I'll keep quiet about it? Derek: You're not very quiet about it. The neighbors complained again.
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Stiles: I'm getting tired of waiting for you to make up your mind, so here's a list of reasons why we should date. Number 1: My sense of humor is original and... Derek: It's okay, I accept. Stiles: You should know better than interrupting me when I'm in the middle of something. Derek: How long is this list? Stiles: I came up with 81 reasons we should date. Derek:... Fine, go on.
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