SEKAI BITC H (also i just noticed your dp is baekhyun’s foot. p ls)
Send Me A Ship And I’ll Say Who:
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
They both leave their shit lying around the house and it gets all mixed up but it doesn’t matter because they like sharing clothes even though they’re not even the same size
forgets to run the dish washer
Sehun ‘forgets’ to run the dishwasher because he can’t be assed to do the dishes ((but feels guilty later when he sees jongin doing them for the umpteenth time and offers to vacuum))
Whoever is driving will get gas
drives when they’re going somewhere
Sehun offers to drive and even lets jongin put his bare feet on the dashboard if he agrees to listen to whatever radio station he picks
their furniture is picked out and arranged to accommodate the 5 dogs they own (the dogs are jongin’s idea and they all adore him except for that one pup that seems to love sehun, much to jongin’s dismay))
falls asleep with the TV on
they watch copious amounts of trash together on their days off and both of them end up snoozing in front of the tv
gets to use the bathroom first
jongin has the crazier hours so sehun lets him go first
decides the temperature for the ac/heater
probs sehun. jongin never gets too hot or cold he’s always content and walking around the house with minimal amounts of clothing on. sehun’s not about to complain.
sets up holiday decorations
they buy really cheap decorations and get a kick out of mocking the prices of the really expensive ones
one probably flickers the lights obnoxiously when the other is trying to do something
uses the bathroom with the door open
both of them leave the door open it’s nothing they haven’t seen before
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)
they both call the plumber like nobody got time to figure out what’s wrong with their leaky kitchen faucet