What did your mom say about you getting your belly button pierced?
Well we were on vacation in Florida and she bought me a bathing suit 'cause I didn't take one and she asked to see my bathing suit and I was like.... I have bad news... and showed it to her and she was like THAT IS SO TRASHY I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. I DIDNT RAISE YOU LIKE THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU BETRAYED ME. Granted I got it done when I was 20..... She's over it now. And I don't regret it. She flipped harder over my belly button than when I got caught drunk driving with minors in the car... Priorities right?
okay so like 2.5/5 hahah your theme is hard to read... but I followed due to massive amounts of funny shit! (:













