#sp scottman

[sick-to-six]

BEWARE THE JEW

Srly, this Rabbi knew his way🤔

[eric-cartman-my-beloved]

[eric-cartman-my-beloved]

fav headcanons abt scottman and heidman for the ask thing? :))

Thank you for the ask! Even though Scottman is my favorite, I love both of these!

This turned out a bit long, I've always got a lot to say for these ships😆

Scottman

They never quite have a "relationship", for obvious reasons. It's more like an one-sided obsession in Scott's part, and Eric constantly trying to get rid of him (but using him to his benefit when he has no alternative).

Since Scott has no close relatives that would take him in, Liane adopts him and all three of them live together.

Scott is not attracted to Eric, but rather, what motivates his actions is hatred that has turned quite obsessive.

If his schedule doesn't center around tormenting Eric in some form, he is not going to function that well.

As for Eric, he could've forgotten about him altogether if Scott didn't keep coming after him, but inwardly he does find Scott to be attractive to some level (in the way one might think a passerby in the street is attractive) although he'd rather break a leg than ever admit it.

Because they're both awful, there are times when they "bond" (using the term very loosely here xD) over bullying others, especially poor people. But still, those are pretty rare.

Inside the house they'll fight over the pettiest of things. What they're going to watch on TV, or even someone moving the other's things from the place they're supposed to be even just slightly. When they think they've lost something the immediate suspect is each other.

Those fights might escalate to physical in the blink of an eye.

Before Liane took him in, Scott used to stalk Eric more frequently, and he even sneaked into his room at night a few times.

Eric would find a lot of his things rearranged the next day, but he never learned what was actually happening.

Heiman

Eric doesn't really love Heidi (because I think that's he's not capable of actually loving anyone) but he does care about her to some degree. The first days after they broke up he missed her, especially the beginning of their relationship.

But he's not sorry for what he's done to her because he doesn't think it's his own fault.

Heidi (in their teen years especially) is in love with the person she thinks Eric can become.

When they're about 16 they try to make a new start again but it ends up being an on-and-off kind of relationship with lots of fights, lots of crying and overall just a mess.

They do end up being each other's first time though. (Mainly because no other girl in the school would put up with Eric's personality, and as for Heidi, he's managed to make her think she can't really do any better.)

In general their relationship is Eric mostly abusing Heidi mentally, but they do have their kind-of-cute moments.

Eric gives Heidi small gifts when he feels like he has to apologize after a fight (jewellery, clothes, etc)

When they're both in a good mood, they like feeding each other on the mouth while eating.

They both have the same taste in music.

They also watch various flicks or shows together, but Eric wants them to keep it a secret because he'd never admit to the others he likes to watch "chick flicks".

[eric-cartman-my-beloved]

What are your thoughts on genderbent scottman and what’s your headcanons for them

Well, I can't say I'm really into genterbent Scottman...

Mostly because I think that, while Eric is a very handsome boy, he'd be really ugly as a girl 😭 I don't know why, I just have a really hard time imagining him as the opposite sex.

And, as for headcanons, I don't have any specific ones about them, I'm sorry...🥲 Their whole dynamic is not based on their gender, so I think that whatever goes for them normally, would go for their genderbent versions as well.

They'd still hate each other immensely, and they would always constantly mock and try to outsmart each other.

The only thing that would change would be the fact that Scott wouldn't be able to make fun of Eric's pénis size. xD Maybe genterbent Scott (Scarlet? I've seen that name being used for her before) would make fun of Erica's oversized breasts instead.

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more ai shenagianas

".. would it make you feel better if you saw me naked?"

"That's disgusting, Scott! Why would you even suggest that?" Cartman recoiled in disgust.

Scott just shrugged, "Hey, you're the one who's always talking about how hot you are. I thought maybe you'd like to see some competition."

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OMG more scottman gold

In his nightmare, Cartman was back in the school auditorium, surrounded by all his classmates. But this time, they were all wearing pig masks and snorting at him. Scott Tenorman was there too, holding a leash attached to a piggy outfit that Cartman was wearing.

"Dance for me, little piggy!" Scott jeered, yanking on the leash and making Cartman stumble. "Dance and snort like the filthy swine you are!"

Cartman tried to resist, but he couldn't. His body was moving against his will, gyrating and snorting like a pig. The other kids were laughing and pointing, and Cartman felt humiliated and powerless.

"Stop it, Scott! This isn't funny!" he shouted, but Scott only laughed harder.

"Come on, little piggy, dance!" Scott taunted, pulling on the leash again.

Cartman woke up in a cold sweat, panting and trembling. He hugged Mr. Kitty tightly, trying to calm himself down. "It's just a nightmare," he whispered to himself. "It's not real."

@scottsucks

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more fun/games with the AI

Scott's smile turned sinister. "I want you to dress up in a cat costume and release the catfish back into the wild," he said. "And not just any cat costume. I want you to wear a skimpy, revealing outfit that I've picked out just for you."

Cartman felt a surge of disgust at the thought of wearing such an outfit, but he knew that he didn't have much of a choice. He had to make things right with Scott, and if this was what it took, then he was willing to do it.