Avengers: This be some fabulous shit
Omg i think my favorite parts were probably the first 20 minutes and also the last two hours. And also Blackeye and Tonager or whatever and jesus Loki's a little shit but he is just a fabulous bitch and god hawkeye is wonderful. I love how he just, y'know shoots peeps with arrows n shit and then he's just like "OH! Oh, I see. So you're just gonna attack me while on your tiny-ass space bicycle, eh? Well then i will shoot a damn arrow at you with a bitch-fucking bomb on it. Oh, and now you're sneaking up on me like a cowardly little piece of shit? Well that's good, cause now I get to bludgeon a motherfucker to death with my bow and stab your stupid ass with my arrow oh and what's this you're pushing me off a building well that's great because I'll just shoot it maybe swing around a bit and break a glass window with my face okay?" And I like how they're in little sets; The two geniuses, Stark and Banner, the strong-ass punch-you-in-the-face-get-hit-in-the-back-of-the-head-with-your-body-cuz-you-flew-around-the-planet-in-seconds guys, Thor and Rogers, and the fabulous assassins.