I would like to imagine that if I was a character in Star Wars, I'd be a pilot or a mechanic and get to do something cool with Jedi or Clones or Rebels depending on the era. But then I have to be honest with myself. I'd 100% be the slightly eccentric librarian who's been in the stacks so long that she has no idea of current events and tries to awkwardly mother everyone even a year younger than her. Any and all Skywalker or Jedi Nonsense is probably met with a longsuffering groan and a sigh of "Ohhhh child child child" (my standard refrain when my youngest friends do something particularly ill-advised). But yeah I'd totally be Kooky Space Librarian. Who may well become scarier than a bounty hunter if patrons leave food in the stacks or return items from the archives in poor condition.














