#space shitpost

[too-much-wild]

Black holes : The scariest thing in the universe, they swallow everything they have around and don’t give an actual fuck.

Also Black holes : Blop.

[ozzogram-blog]

what if space rocks where giant avocados 

[amberofember]

.✦ ݁˖”𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕞𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕛𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕠𝕞?.”✦ ݁˖

[gremlin-of-change]

Concept for a story: Some space bitch goes to the party planet, the planet of infinite parties, and then ends up SUPER drunk, and accidently kills this really important lady of party planet, and he is now a space outlaw because of it.

[peachesperfume]

Man I love that they updated overwatch so that while sprinting as soldier he now yells, "Move, I'm gay!".

[deactivatednotactivedontfollow]

the signs as things i've named my files

aries: shrugs into the void

taurus: what hath science wrought

gemini: fuck him but also FUCK him

cancer: thats it im kinkshaming

leo: WTF MAN

virgo: stfu the fuck up

libra: oh dear

scorpio: PURE SIN

sagittarius: this is unacceptable

capricorn: IM SUFFERING

aquarius: idk what im doing

pisces: fight me

[deactivatednotactivedontfollow]

me: you should listen to new music!

also me: listens to the exact same albums over and over

me again: this is fine too

[deactivatednotactivedontfollow]

me: *takes a deep breath*

me: i lo-

anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love mcr's 2006 album the black parade we know, you love the black parade so much, you think it's one of the best albums of the last decade, you love it so much, you just love the black parade and every song on it, we KNOW, you love the black parade you freaking love the black parade ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE THE BLACK PARADE. WE GET IT.