Yes hello I would like a sitcom style show called the USS Yorktown about the humans and aliens and omnipotents that live on the pretty space snowglobe and all the dumb shit that must happen in the vastness of space.
And the running gag should be the last five minutes always end in a bar/coffee shop/whatever with “You’ll never believe what the Enterprise ran into!” With TOS references as the answer, with the first episode being like
“They were captured by a giant green hand!!”
“What the fuck??”
And the last episode of the season being like
“You’ll never guess what the Enterprise - “
“The giant green hand has a pink sister hand?”
“They found another ‘android women who are secretly evil’ planet?”
“Fucking Space Nazis?”
(Everyone stares at each other, shivers, and downs their glasses of purple alchol)
“Fucking Space Gangsters. “
“No No No! They went back in time!”
“....what. “













