Space Wolf The Movie Script
(This is NOT a fan fiction.)
(Do you like the Space wolfs) yes)
(opening music aka the song we made in music today but the original with the heavy metal at the end)
(VERY zoomed in shot of space wolf on some random planet. He’s looking dramatically into the distance. There’s an epic explosion in the background. The camera pans out to show that it was actually just a hologram behind him)
(It cuts to emo furry looking really confused at Space wolf from behind the hologram. He then looks in front of Space wolf to see someone holding a camera towards Space wolf. rat boy, annoyed, glares at him)
Rat Boy: HEy! (voice crack included) MOVE OUT OF THE SHoT
Emo Furry: What is even happening!?
Rat boy: Space wolf and I are doing a photoshoot
Emo Furry: Don’t we have a meeting soon
Rat boy: I hope not, those meetings are usually SUPER boring and a waste of time for the princess to just have fun insulting our work ethic
Emo Furry: Okay, you don’t have to go I guess. Space wolf and I are headed to the meeting
(Space wolf runs over to Emo Furry and teleport away whilst Rat boy is left alone)
Rat boy: WAIT! I don’t have a way back to the ship
(he screams from outside the ship which is floating just off the ground. He also does a little jump as he says that btw. The scene cuts to Emo Furry walking up to the table where The Chef, Number Five and Clone Guy but Real Version are all chatting. The Princess lady promptly walks in)
Princess Lady: Thank you all so much for joining me, I’m thrilled to announce that we are going to be able to relax and possibly have a picnic today.
Number Five + The Chef: REALLY?
Princess Lady: No. Of course not, we are in the middle of a war! You guys clearly aren’t up to date or in the right mindset. Also, I can’t believe I have to say this, AGAIN, but where is Rat boy?
(Clone guy sighs and tiredly rubs his forehead. Emo Furry ignores that she even said a word and Space wolf runs in a few circles before teleporting away. After a few moments he appears back with Rat boy.)
Rat boy: (sigh) Thanks Space wolf, SOMEONE didn’t think about the fact I was stuck out there!
(Clone guy but Real Ver disappointedly looks at Emo Furry)
Emo Furry: You said you didn’t wanna go!
(He says defensively but Clone guy stops him to speak)
Clone guy: Alright, at least everyone’s here. Princess Lady, continue your speech
Princess Lady: Right, well, we have much to do. You see, a photo of my father is lost! We must search the castle! Also- the mall pirates may have taken Moustache… captive. We can split up into two teams!
Clone guy: Uh- are you sure that is our biggest issue right now? Moustache must be in danger!
Chef: Yeah! In the nicest way possible. We can’t leave him alone and scared
Princess: No! We need AT LEAST half of this team searching for that photo and that’s final! That photo might be… in danger as well!
Number Five: what!? That doesn’t even make sense!
Clone guy: GUYS! And the other two. We can’t waste time arguing, we must find Moustache. One person can stay behind with Princess Lady to find the photo, since I haven’t been to the mall I can stay. Also, to shut down this stupid conflict…
(The princess whines something about how that’s not enough people. This is gonna be made on the spot coz that’s the energy it gives)
Emo Furry: This is stupid!
Rat boy: Yeah! I also really want to go back there to see if they have the game system and… possibly a cable so we could play
Number Five: OH YEAH! Rat boy and I spent all day collecting money for that! I can’t believe we weren’t even able to play it
Princess: Fine! Only Clone guy has to help, I guess it’s fair. I’m sorry for overreacting guys you’re right
(there’s an epic shot of the space ship flying around planets and there’s cool music in the background. This goes for quite a bit.)
(We see a scene of Rat boy, Emo Furry, Space wolf, Chef and Number Five walking into the mall.)
Rat boy: So, if I had a moustache where would I get stolen???
Number Five: I mean he liked trading so he probably just made a shitty deal
Chef: HEY! Language. We are respectful investigators around here
(There’s a shot of Rat boy trying to sneak away to the human collectables store)
Number Five: Rat boy! AFTER we find Moustache
Rat boy: Hey! That’s unfair, Emo Furry and Space wolf already teleported away
Chef: What!? Why didn’t you tell us?
(Rat boy shrugs and there’s a scene of Number Five being super annoyed)
Rat boy: Its fine! We’ll just do it alone. with me, how bad could it be?
Number Five: We are so terrible at working as a team why are we even here again
Chef: because we have to find Moustache, and because we have to protect the universe. So, let’s go to that weird shop!
Number Five: Alright let’s get moving then
(epic montage of them really coolly walking through the space mall and looking in shops. It then zooms in on a map coz they’re lost)
Number Five: Guys if it’s a scam shop are we sure it would even be on the-
Rat boy: SHHHHHH! It’s here somewhere, I can feel it
(he’s really intensely looking at this map btw)
Chef: Number Five might be right- I mean if I was running a shady business I wouldn’t shove it up on a map for the world to see
(he points to a stall in the mall)
Number Five: Odd business tactic but okay
Rat boy: Well no time to waste let’s just walk over there… and SHOOT THE ANSWERS OUT OF HIM! Rat boy style
(he does the finger guns whilst explaining the tactic and then almost trips as he bumps into someone)
(Space wolf happily gets pat by Chef)
Rat boy: Emo Furry!? Oh- so NOW you’re back, okay. I see how it is
(extra sass on that line btw)
Emo Furry: They already traded Moustache off to some guy
Number Five: WOAH BACK UP! How do you know this?
Emo Furry: I… asked him? Space wolf and I can be pretty threatening if we try hard enough
(Close up of Space wolf being happy or something)
Chef: I get I’m really trusting but even I have some questions- how do you know he’s telling the truth?
Rat boy: And you COULD have I dunno, WENT WITH US? It would be nice if you stopped leaving the team!
(rat boy seems really annoyed, me too pal, but emo furry just shrugs, ignoring his problems like a champ)
Emo Furry: Space wolfs teleportation can’t take us all. And I checked around, he doesn’t have Moustache now so we at least have a lead
Number Five: What kind of lead? Who is this person anyway, and why do people want to steal Moustache SO MUCH?
Emo Furry: Well, you see-
(That short space mall cop scoots up)
Space Mall Security: Now- you guys seem sorta shady… Think I know you from somewhere. ARE YOU THOSE SPACE PIRatES?
Chef: What? Us? Noooooooo…
Security: IT IS YOU! IM GETTING YOU THIS TIME
(they start like speed walking and worriedly jogging away but aren’t sure where to go)
Number Five: On second thought you can spare the details. I dont have time for this
Rat boy: Hey, Emo Furry? You think you know where that lead might be because if we could go now that might be nice!
(Space wolf starts mauling guards face off)
Emo Furry: I don’t think Space wolf is helping our case- you’re right… EVERYONE TO YOUR SPACESHIP
(long chaotic scene of them running to their colour coordinated space ships and getting chased by other guards. Once inside they all sigh)
