SpaceWolfTheMovie

just a few pals making a spacey movie (ao3 is taking too long wth)

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emofurry's emo dream where andy blew up the world.

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Space Wolf The Movie Script

Chapter 3

(scene switches back to the others all in their lil space ships, the space ships are huddled in a circle in space. Btw. As each person talks it switches to the inside of their ship)

Chef: So, you’re trying to tell me that he traded Moustache off to Purpol 2.0!?

Number Five: where would we find him!?

Emo Furry: Well, I don’t KNOW that part. And since Purpol 2.0 ran away and… him and his family are trying to kill each other it makes things hard

Rat boy: Of course, you don’t

Chef: Probably better anyway, at least we don’t have to deal with Evil Guy

Number Five: I’d probably prefer him; his son needs some REAL help. LIKE A LOT of serious help

Emo Furry: Anyway, I perhaps… possibly know where he could be… the scams sales guy the stealer was purple and was consistently talking about how he was gonna get some new kind of stupid shampoo. Which was odd to say the least

Number Five: Purple 2.0?

Rat boy: I mean maybe he just wants to make sure his hair is shimmering. WAIT! Don’t call me cray-cray but I think the reason he bought Moustache was because his moustache is SO extravagant he’s trying to find out what shampoo he uses. That or…

Chef: WHAT IF PURPOL 2.0 STEALS HIS MOUSTACHE TO USE IT IN A SPELL TO MAKE HIS HAIR EVEN MORE LUXURIOUS THAN IT ALREADY IS!

Number Five: Oh my god, I have never been so proud in my life, this is revolutionary

Rat boy: that’s some pretty epic detective shit right there. NOW where is he anyway and where can we find a hair salon of all places.

Emo Furry: Good question. Maybe we can ask Space wolf

Rat boy: We’ve been over this! He’s not going to emotionally connect with you so you two can communicate, I know it sucks

Emo Furry: I meant like he can point his nose or something, OBVIOUSLY

Number Five: How is a Space wolf supposed to know where to find a hair salon again?

Chef: HEY! That’s wolfs fur is amazing. But also, good point.

Emo Furry: OKAY OKAY! We just have to find someone with extraordinary hair and then ask them what salon they go to. Can’t be that hard.

(INSERT TOTALLY COOL EPIC RAD MONTAGE OF THEM ALL IN THEIR COLOUR COORDINATED SHIPS FLYING AROUND AND THEN LANDING ON PLANETS TO SEARCH FOR SOMEONE WITH LUCIOUS LOCKS) Rat Boy: This is useless! No one here has hair amazing enough to even COMPARE

Number Five: Yeah, and I’m getting tired of searching so much, my eyes are in pain

Emo Furry: We just have to keep looking, we knew this would take a lot of hard work.

Chef: Are we sure someone with luscious enough hair even exists!? What if it was all a lie

(Space wolf barks at them and points their head towards a dark alleyway)

Emo Furry: Guys, I think Space wolf wants us to follow it into that deadly alleyway

(He goes to follow it but then stops and rolls his eyes as he hears a voice)

Rat boy: You SERIOUSLY need to stop trying to emotionally connect with that wolf! I swear you need help, LIKE MORE THAN THE REST OF US

(Chef and Number Five worriedly nod in agreement)

Emo Furry: AGAIN, Im not speaking with it, ITS JUST POINTING ITS NOSE INTO AN ALLEYWAY! Obviously, I trust it, Space wolf is like my closest companion

Number Five: and what makes you think a Space wolf knows where a HAIR SALON IS?

Chef: Yeah, that’s kind of a stretch. Maybe it just wants to play. I think you should spend more time playing with your dog then bonding by going on dangerous missions with it

Emo Furry: Fine, Space wolf and I will just teleport there then

Rat boy: WAIT!Im gonna prove that this is stupid and I wanna see the look on your face when your wrong about this so much mhahaha

Chef: Do we have to be going in there now?

Number Five: I agree with Chef, I get that Space wolf is amazing but can we really trust this. it might be a waste of time

Emo Furry: Well, Rat Boy and I can teleport in, check it out and you two can go scope out some other areas. We’ll cover more ground.

Rat boy: KEEP YOUR WALKY TALKIES ON GUYS! We can’t be losing more people on my watch, because im just so cool

(Rat boy like smiles and waves excitedly as he says that btw. Space wolf excitedly runs around Emo Furry and Rat boy and then they all teleport away)

Number Five: Do you wanna go get a snack instead of looking out for that space salon?

Chef: I was gonna do that anyway if I’m being honest

Number Five: Oh, thank god because I am so done with this

Chef: Yeah, they’ll work it out

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Space Wolf The Movie Script

Chapter 2

(scene then switches to inside the castle. Princess lady is LITERALLY tearing up parts of the room whilst Clone guy is rushing around, fixing things and trying to clean up the castle again)

Clone guy: IM SURE WE WILL FIND JUST PLEASE STOP KILLING EVERYTHING! It will be okay!

Princess Lady: NO! You don’t get it! I HAVE to find this and I will actually tear this whole UNIVERSE TO SHREDS IF THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES

(she screams and looks both crazy and insane. She dramatically sighs and then stares at clone guy like she’s gonna kill him)

Clone guy: OKAY! Just- please stop breaking things… Hey, wait I have an idea

Princess: WHAT IS IT!?

Clone guy: So, you have cameras up around the ship, I was thinking maybe if you play back some of the footage we can find out where you may have misplaced it. What do you think?

(Princess Lady runs past Clone guy, pushing him over. He falls over. He sighs, done with this and probably his life at this point as well)

Princess Lady: WELL GET ON WITH SEARCHING THE CASTLE! I can’t have ANY of us wasting time, we already sent the rest of those idiots on that stupid mission instead of getting them to help me find my father! No one understands what losing a family member is like! No one gets me!

Clone guy: I’m sure most of us understand, we were taken away from our families when we had to save the universe. None of us know if we can ever see them again

Princess Lady: THIS IS DIFFERENT! There’s NO chance of me seeing him again, unless time travel existed… But that’s nonsense. AND I OBVIOUSLY HAVEN’T TRIED! Get off my back!

Clone guy: Okay, sorry… I’m just pretty sure I know someone that would understand- You just have to talk about it, people will listen

Princess Lady: Right. I’m sorry, I’ve been acting out a lot. I just- don’t know what will happen if I lose this photo

(Clone guy sighs)

Clone guy: Ok, I will search the castle and I accept your apology, I hope we can find it

(Clone guy walks off to search the castle and we have a montage of him looking under things, checking in cupboards, dusting out vents and even checking inside lights. He’s very dedicated. A PIERCING SCREAM ECHOES THROUGH THE HALLS)

Clone guy: PRINCESS? Are you okay? What happened?

Princess Lady: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Clone guy runs into the footage room to see if she’s okay)

Clone guy: Whats going on!?

(Princess Lady begins crying)

Princes Lady: I- I ate it. I ate the photo of my dad!

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RATboy ha ha ha ha. get it.

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Space Wolf The Movie Script

Chapter 1

(This is NOT a fan fiction.)

(Do you like the Space wolfs) yes)

(opening music aka the song we made in music today but the original with the heavy metal at the end)

(VERY zoomed in shot of space wolf on some random planet. He’s looking dramatically into the distance. There’s an epic explosion in the background. The camera pans out to show that it was actually just a hologram behind him)    

(It cuts to emo furry looking really confused at Space wolf from behind the hologram. He then looks in front of Space wolf to see someone holding a camera towards Space wolf. rat boy, annoyed, glares at him)

Rat Boy: HEy! (voice crack included) MOVE OUT OF THE SHoT

Space wolf: (howls)

Emo Furry: What is even happening!?

Rat boy: Space wolf and I are doing a photoshoot

Emo Furry: Don’t we have a meeting soon

Rat boy: I hope not, those meetings are usually SUPER boring and a waste of time for the princess to just have fun insulting our work ethic

Emo Furry: Okay, you don’t have to go I guess. Space wolf and I are headed to the meeting

(Space wolf runs over to Emo Furry and teleport away whilst Rat boy is left alone)

Rat boy: WAIT! I don’t have a way back to the ship

(he screams from outside the ship which is floating just off the ground. He also does a little jump as he says that btw. The scene cuts to Emo Furry walking up to the table where The Chef, Number Five and Clone Guy but Real Version are all chatting. The Princess lady promptly walks in)

Princess Lady: Thank you all so much for joining me, I’m thrilled to announce that we are going to be able to relax and possibly have a picnic today.

Number Five + The Chef: REALLY?

Princess Lady: No. Of course not, we are in the middle of a war! You guys clearly aren’t up to date or in the right mindset. Also, I can’t believe I have to say this, AGAIN, but where is Rat boy?

(Clone guy sighs and tiredly rubs his forehead. Emo Furry ignores that she even said a word and Space wolf runs in a few circles before teleporting away. After a few moments he appears back with Rat boy.)

Rat boy: (sigh) Thanks Space wolf, SOMEONE didn’t think about the fact I was stuck out there!

(Clone guy but Real Ver disappointedly looks at Emo Furry)

Emo Furry: You said you didn’t wanna go!

(He says defensively but Clone guy stops him to speak)

Clone guy: Alright, at least everyone’s here. Princess Lady, continue your speech

Princess Lady: Right, well, we have much to do. You see, a photo of my father is lost! We must search the castle! Also- the mall pirates may have taken Moustache… captive. We can split up into two teams!

Clone guy: Uh- are you sure that is our biggest issue right now? Moustache must be in danger!

Chef: Yeah! In the nicest way possible. We can’t leave him alone and scared

Princess: No! We need AT LEAST half of this team searching for that photo and that’s final! That photo might be… in danger as well!

Number Five: what!? That doesn’t even make sense!

(incoherent yelling)

Clone guy: GUYS! And the other two. We can’t waste time arguing, we must find Moustache. One person can stay behind with Princess Lady to find the photo, since I haven’t been to the mall I can stay. Also, to shut down this stupid conflict…

(The princess whines something about how that’s not enough people. This is gonna be made on the spot coz that’s the energy it gives)

Emo Furry: This is stupid!

Rat boy: Yeah! I also really want to go back there to see if they have the game system and… possibly a cable so we could play

Number Five: OH YEAH! Rat boy and I spent all day collecting money for that! I can’t believe we weren’t even able to play it

Princess: Fine! Only Clone guy has to help, I guess it’s fair. I’m sorry for overreacting guys you’re right

(there’s an epic shot of the space ship flying around planets and there’s cool music in the background. This goes for quite a bit.)

(We see a scene of Rat boy, Emo Furry, Space wolf, Chef and Number Five walking into the mall.)

Rat boy: So, if I had a moustache where would I get stolen???

Number Five: I mean he liked trading so he probably just made a shitty deal

Chef: HEY! Language. We are respectful investigators around here

(There’s a shot of Rat boy trying to sneak away to the human collectables store)

Number Five: Rat boy! AFTER we find Moustache

Rat boy: Hey! That’s unfair, Emo Furry and Space wolf already teleported away

Chef: What!? Why didn’t you tell us?

(Rat boy shrugs and there’s a scene of Number Five being super annoyed)

Rat boy: Its fine! We’ll just do it alone. with me, how bad could it be?

Number Five: We are so terrible at working as a team why are we even here again

Chef: because we have to find Moustache, and because we have to protect the universe. So, let’s go to that weird shop!

Number Five: Alright let’s get moving then

(epic montage of them really coolly walking through the space mall and looking in shops. It then zooms in on a map coz they’re lost)

 Number Five: Guys if it’s a scam shop are we sure it would even be on the-

Rat boy: SHHHHHH! It’s here somewhere, I can feel it

(he’s really intensely looking at this map btw)

Chef: Number Five might be right- I mean if I was running a shady business I wouldn’t shove it up on a map for the world to see

Rat boy: That must be it

(he points to a stall in the mall)

Number Five: Odd business tactic but okay

Rat boy: Well no time to waste let’s just walk over there… and SHOOT THE ANSWERS OUT OF HIM! Rat boy style

(he does the finger guns whilst explaining the tactic and then almost trips as he bumps into someone)

Chef: Oh, Space wolf!

(Space wolf happily gets pat by Chef)

Rat boy: Emo Furry!? Oh- so NOW you’re back, okay. I see how it is

(extra sass on that line btw)

Emo Furry: They already traded Moustache off to some guy

Number Five: WOAH BACK UP! How do you know this?

Emo Furry: I… asked him? Space wolf and I can be pretty threatening if we try hard enough

(Close up of Space wolf being happy or something)

Chef: I get I’m really trusting but even I have some questions- how do you know he’s telling the truth?

Rat boy: And you COULD have I dunno, WENT WITH US? It would be nice if you stopped leaving the team!

(rat boy seems really annoyed, me too pal, but emo furry just shrugs, ignoring his problems like a champ)

Emo Furry: Space wolfs teleportation can’t take us all. And I checked around, he doesn’t have Moustache now so we at least have a lead

Number Five: What kind of lead? Who is this person anyway, and why do people want to steal Moustache SO MUCH?

Emo Furry: Well, you see-

(That short space mall cop scoots up)

Space Mall Security: Now- you guys seem sorta shady… Think I know you from somewhere. ARE YOU THOSE SPACE PIRatES?

Chef: What? Us? Noooooooo…

Security: IT IS YOU! IM GETTING YOU THIS TIME

(they start like speed walking and worriedly jogging away but aren’t sure where to go)

Number Five: On second thought you can spare the details. I dont have time for this

Rat boy: Hey, Emo Furry? You think you know where that lead might be because if we could go now that might be nice!

(Space wolf starts mauling guards face off)

Emo Furry: I don’t think Space wolf is helping our case- you’re right… EVERYONE TO YOUR SPACESHIP

(long chaotic scene of them running to their colour coordinated space ships and getting chased by other guards. Once inside they all sigh)

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