listen. cishet men can be as gnc as they want and that’s awesome I love that everyone should fuck with gender. but travis mcelroy is far far too wealthy to be this horrible at doing his own makeup.

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listen. cishet men can be as gnc as they want and that’s awesome I love that everyone should fuck with gender. but travis mcelroy is far far too wealthy to be this horrible at doing his own makeup.
nothing in the world brings joy quite like “oooh, weee, I’m a video game baby”
I haven’t laughed so hard in a while as I did at the part in the latest mbmbam where they listened to chuck e. cheese songs
I think we should bring back “sasquatch hunting is an excuse to have secret gay sex in the woods”
“but there are some cops that show up and they’re like ‘I know your meter literally just expired but I’m gonna give you a ticket because I need something to jerk off to tonight because god knows my wife’s not gonna do it for me.’”
— Griffin McElroy, really just exploring all my opinions on cops out loud
me: powerfully dissociated, applying bandages to my body
justin mcelroy, distantly: jun jiga jugun juh jun
me:
alright now y’all gotta look at the mbmbam sweatshirt I made in new horizons
when I am in times of turmoil justin mcelroy comes to me and reminds me: “naps are like train stops for your emotions. they need time to get off and back on again.”