#spam 1997

[3easypaymentsof1997]

@spam-1997​

@number-1-rated-salesman1997​

@number1salesman1997​

[[Better than Pay-Per-View]] !!!

[strippeddeckjoker]

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"Uee hee hee!" The clown giggles at his response, shoulders hunching up in barely contained glee. There's a subtle flash of movement just below Spamton's peripheral. Something has happened, his first mistake was not looking down. Jevil's tail comes back up into view, wagging from side to side innocently. "Well, when you see! You can't blame me, me!" He has in reality, taken this moment to -untie- Spamton's laces with it and subsequent moments afterwards tied them together like the vicious gremlin he is.

[thrashdd]

@spam-1997​​

               oh brother ,  this guy STINKS .

                                ❛    look ,  guy .    ❜      comes curtly ,  hand jazzed out half-assed as not to fling giant meat sticks in the little fella’s face .      ❛    i don’t want your jacked prices for a bite ,  just hand over the goods .    ❜       high-noon robbery of a trash pile ,  not low enough for the likes of susie .

               a hand grabs the kromer donated from kris ,  out of pocket funds thrown towards the wall  --  baseball pitch style .

                                ❛    food  ;      NOW .    ❜

[3easypaymentsof1997]

@spam-1997

HEY         !     ME ?

YOU [Handsome devil ♥] ME!!!

HOW’S THE [[Life not going exactly as you planned?]]

[burnt-multimuse]

🍄!

Opinion on crossovers

I think I'm one of the few people around here that hasn't done any crossovers at all yet, RIP. Mostly because I am afraid to reach out that far. But I am absolutely fine with them! Will probably ask for a bit of info on characters/fandoms I'm unfamilar with, but I'm absolutely open to crossovers.

[hxzelwallflower]

He's gonna open his mouth and pull from his throat a smaller him. That one opens its mouth and produces an even smaller him. That is the one she is given.

Okay , this is the second weirdest thing she's bore witness to . Not only did he present her with a clone of himself , but small enough to fit in the palm of her hand . This would be cute had she not seen how it manifested . Still , the mini salesman is accepted . Hands splayed so that there's a separate platform for it to walk across .

[prinzral]

@spam-1997

               it had been a few hours ,   ralz watching over spamton as promised to their mutual acquaintance ,   of producing kromer   &&.   paying it forward with the purchases of s.potions .    though ralsei remained concern of the translation between this so called kromer and dark dollars ,   it was when spamton first spoke up once more about living in the trash that he felt the responsibility fall onto himself .    they had been recruiting others ,   bringing them back to castle town  .    .    .    so why were things any different with spamton ?

                                ❛       mister spamton ?   pardon me if this is ,   quite frankly ,   out of pocket  .    .    .    but would you consider    —    maybe   —   moving in with the rest of us ?      ❜             it was certainly a stretch beyond what usually was offered to the recruits ,   especially since usually they joined of their own invitation ,   not by the gang's own extended courtesy .    a gloved hand is offered forth towards the salesman ,   a guiding light in the darkness's depths holstered within the trash heap shop .

                                ❛       we don't have to leave  right away ,   but i could always use your help arranging your new room  within  the castle .       ❜