#spammity spam

[ralfmaximus]

Guy who previously owned my phone number was named Kevin and owned a house at 2501 Cypress. Note that I've had this number for eleven years.

[laitiel]

I made Riley in the old X-COM UFO Defence!

Sorta want to work it into her backstory because it would make sense she’d be a rookie around 1999 and early 2000s had she joined X-COM ranks at the age of 25-26.

She also decided she’s gonna be a damn good sniper.... and I kinda like that.

Doing pretty good so far, reached Colonel rank. I’m around mid end-game.

Now the hard part is....to keep her alive.

[meatbag-status]

i made myself laugh and that’s what’s most important

[culturevulturette]

This is what happens when you reply to spam email

Suspicious emails: unclaimed insurance bonds, diamond-encrusted safe deposit boxes, close friends marooned in a foreign country. They pop up in our inboxes, and standard procedure is to delete on sight. But what happens when you reply? Follow along as writer and comedian James Veitch narrates a hilarious, weeks-long exchange with a spammer who offered to cut him in on a hot deal.

Watch and learn, grasshoppers.  

[meatbag-status]

Things That Absolutely Need To Be Suggestion Box

I encourage everyone to go to this forum thread, add suggestions, and then up-vote it 5 million times so everything on the list WILL BE.

[meatbag-status]

I think I’m gonna write today. If I don’t, I’ll lie about it!

[hiddenskyrim]

Cold or Hot, Dragon hits the Spot!

[ralfmaximus]

Yah00 FREE OFF CHARGE

I read someplace that phishing & email scams are intentionally designed to look like they are being run by idiots. They WANT you to read their badly written, misspelled emails and feel smug.

Because if you’re smart enough to recognize a shitty attempt to steal your stuff, they don’t want you. 

They’re more interested in the moron who doesn’t see the typos and thinks Yahoo really might send official correspondence from [email protected] instead of -- you know -- an actual yahoo.com email address.