I found the comedian James Veitch's infamous ducks segment from one of his stand-up shows, and after being sucked into the Hitman fandom as of the last couple of months, I can now wholeheartedly see 47 doing everything that's in this clip. 🦆
I can just picture this being a flatmate AU where he, Diana, Lucas and Olivia are all living together, and what started as 47 merely not having anything else apart from rubber ducks to put in his toiletries tray gradually turns into him going whole hog and making them everyone's problem.
47 would enjoy rearranging the ducks - including making them re-enact Titanic - partly because it helps to keep his mind sharp, and it'd definitely be Diana who's just so done and is the one sending him the texts about the ducks, such as 'Do you think what you're doing is funny?' after he finds the loophole in her request for no more tiny ducks.
And imagine if all of these ducks were still explosive.
