I had a Sparkle Donkey Mule tonight, at a Harry Potter-ish Speakeasy. I will be back for more because...
El burro esparkalo goes well with a discussion about fucktards, dog counseling and what it must be like to be an Edwin something something the Third.
Pretty awesome Friday night in the ‘Couv. Where donkeys sparkle.
It’s not a unicorn though.
Trying not to be upset about that













