#sparkledino

[nimbosaur]

Oh my dear friend, You make life so much brighter

Collab from back in february with @battermesh of Nimbo and Cupie 💖💟

[zzcarnotauro]

me!!!!!

[bootleg-bill]

DINOSAUR WORLD DINOSAUR LAY EGGS

Harry and Larry the Yesheadasaurus. Harry and Larry “help kids develop brain Colorful package, perfect for birthday/Christmas gift.WITH ON/OFF SWITCH, Kids can operate easily and have fun.” or so they say, but this claim is yet to be verified by the leading scientific experts of the Yesheadasaurus genus. 

One thing is for sure, Harry and Larry be bustin out mad eggs tho

image source: https://www.amazon.com/Electronic-dinosaur-Brachiosaurus-Swinging-Dinosaurs/dp/B07H9881N9

[colbypuppythebaker]

@flamefiends @rabbitpietale

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

Consider this: Dragons are sparkle dinos.

[bootleg-bill]

A new species of egg laying hologram projecting sparkle dino has been discovered! This one has a unique head sculpt with some gnarly looking glow spines that I haven’t seen before. It also appears to have feathers on its arms! Its color is a cool dark crocodile green, which contrasts nicely with the glow spines.

Source: https://m.alibaba.com/product/62592197455/jurassic-dinosaur-toys-animatronic-dinosaur-animal.html?__detailProductImg=%2F%2Fs.alicdn.com%2F%40sc01%2Fkf%2FHbeb19f713cc04e85a27cb32413546d63H.jpg_140x140xz.jpg

[bootleg-bill]

OH SHIT BOYS WE GOT A

Collector’s Addition

UP IN HERE!! I bet people are scrambling for a chance to get their hands on their favorite dinosaurs from the hit movie DINOSAUR WORLD! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity folks, step right up and get yourselves a DINOSAUR WORLD COLLECTOR’S ADDITION WALKING DINOSAUR FROM THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED MOVIE DINOSAUR WORLD!!!!

Joking aside, let’s take a look at the models. Our first one is a funky looking but pretty normal looking T-Rex or something.

But wait, did I mention he’s POSSESSED?

That’s right folks, every Dinosaur World Collector’s Addition Walking Dinosaur comes with a free demon bound inside of it, totally eliminating the need for environmentally harmful batteries!

Up next is some kind of funky spruce green raptor that I’m certain I’ve seen somewhere else before.

This one is also possessed by demons, but these infernal entities seem to be a little more agreeable than the ones in the T-Rex model.

Next up are the two dinosaurs that MAY be Ceratosaurs, but it’s very hard to tell.

They both look pretty much the same, except the first one is a lot more detailed and has a notable crest and smaller arms, which leads me to believe that Stripey here is a Ceratosaur. Now, here’s where things get tricky. The second dino which we’ll call “Smoothie” from now on, has basically the same head sculpt except instead of a crest Smoothie has two short horns poking up from above its eyes. Maybe Smoothie’s supposed to be a Carnotaurus? Probably not, since Smoothie has claws on its feet like a Dromaeosaurid would have. Smoothie’s arms seem to be a bit LONGER than Stripey’s arms too, so what exactly IS Smoothie? Personally, I think Smoothie might be a deformed Dromaeosaurid suffering from baldness. Or... maybe none of these toys are meant to represent actual dinosaurs and I’m overanylizing this.

Source: https://m.alibaba.com/product/60706678180/Battery-operated-walking-toy-plastic-simulation.html?__detailProductImg=%2F%2Fs.alicdn.com%2F%40sc01%2Fkf%2FHTB1gq5Lg1uSBuNjy1Xcq6AYjFXaf.jpg_140x140xz.jpg

[bootleg-bill]

A new species of the winged raptor has been discovered: Biggus footus! Their specialty is stompin around in their bigass boots!

Biggus footus has two color morphs known to science: edgy Christmas and moldy sorbet.

Source: https://m.alibaba.com/product/62346012797/Bricstar-2-4G-8CH-lighting-musicing.html

[bootleg-bill]

Oh SHIT it’s

BEIGE GODZILLA

Source: https://m.alibaba.com/product/60828625334/Kids-favorite-electronic-dinosaur-toy.html

https://m.alibaba.com/product/60815095194/Plastic-animal-lighting-simulation-sounds-Godzilla.html