#sparklylostboy

[jacquesthepigeon]

No yeah literally omg the new season 6 characters reaction to chloe coming back to paris went like this:

Old characters: oh no chloe is coming back *terrified looks on their faces*

New s6 characters (tbh I think it was just sublime but there may have been more): sorry chloe who?

Old characters: she's the girl who terrorized us all for years and made marinette's life a living hell and made sabrina her own personal lap dog

New characters: and nobody stopped her? *looking at the adults in the room (miss bustier and damocles i think)* did you tell adults? Did they do something?

Old adult characters: we were too scared/intimidated/terrified by her to do anything

Scared of her or of her dad who threw his political authority around to make threats? Lmao

[jacquesthepigeon]

So heartfixer finally came out and we got akumatized marinette for approximately 2 minutes before adrien kissed her and broke the akumatization.

Not to mention that they had to make everyone act out of character just for it to even happen.

What a huge nothingburger of an episode but is anyone surprised?

*crickets*

So the same thing they did in the S5 fakeout

Y'all....

[jacquesthepigeon]

So the dritifiers and queen of the dreadzone came out today, we got to see tomoe transforming with the peacock and impregnating herself with kagami, fun.

Then we see chloe zoe noe and audrey all at the same place at the same time and zoe doesn't even look towards her mom and brother, 0 acknowledgement whatsoever.

I have a lot more thoughts about that episode but they all boil down to asstwat making every character rehash that chloe is evil incarnate and will never ever ever be redeemed so whatever

Oh also lila and tomoe have a scene together where she calls kagami her sister, so I guess she's either really into larping or she really is tomoe's daughter

... have I mentioned how much I hate the senti crap

[jacquesthepigeon]

So today's episode was.......inoffensive?

Post credit scene had lb ask cn why he doesn't get himself a stand in like she does with scarabella and he replied with "being a superhero is a burden I wouldn't wanna impose on anyone".

My man

Your best friend is literally a superhero AND YOU KNOW THAT AND HE KNOWS YOU KNOW AND HE LET YOU USE HIS MIRACULOUS IN THIS VERY EPISODE.

God forbid Adrien tells his secret identity to anyone

...

I have opinions but idk maybe I'll find old posts to share them instead of typing em out again

[jacquesthepigeon]

I'm wheezing it's 20 minutes past the due premiere of heartfixer and it still hasn't aired I'm gonna laugh so hard if this turns out to be just some april fools prank

That would've been so funny

Imagine if they did like fast and furious and pretended an ep was a prank bc of how bad it was

[jacquesthepigeon]

I'm so excited for marinette to reject that akuma for the 5th time 😍 it's gonna be so satisfying seeing her not get akumatized for the billionth time 🫶🏻

Honestly I prefer that over whatever bull reasoning the S6 writers would use

[jacquesthepigeon]

Okay genuine question, do you do episode teasers or is that also a no no?

Because a teaser just dropped for a new s6 episode it seems like it's just gonna be Chameleon rehashed with the 3 bullies getting akumatized at the same time trying to break every single couple up and I'm just already laughing thinking about how badly the writers are gonna mess up this time

If I don’t have to actively seek it out, I’ll comment

I forgot about the new band of losers. I can’t speak for their methods but I support their cause. In a fantastical way. Don’t actually get involved in someone’s relationship unprompted. Anyway.

Yay to breakups ✨✨✨

[jacquesthepigeon]

So apparently the ratings for season 6 are so low on disney channel that it's gotten to the same level that got ghost force cancelled.

Two things;

I was today years old when I found out ghost force got cancelled

Nothing filled my heart with as much joy as reading that

Now of course miraculous isn't gonna get cancelled because of low ratings but I just wanted to spread the good news 💖

Can’t comment on Ghost Force as I never got around to watching it

How tf is ML gonna keep it up for 12 seasons at this rate lol