#spastictrash

[zero-eight-three]

were you just like "im gonna see how far a can stick my hand out the window while holding my keys" because i still dont see how you can drop your keys and they end up on your roof

I was opening my window and as I was taking the key out of the keyhole I lost my grip.

[zero-eight-three]

What yakuza game should i play first if i want to get into the series?

I started with 0 and I feel like it was a good starting point.

[whats-in-tyzias-mug]

what's in her mug?

molten lead

[pics-of-jotaro-smiling]

Honestly the majority of my favorite characters are all villains, or were at one point, (Rohan, Hazamada, Yuuya, Keicho, Devo, Hol Horse, Rubber Soul) but i still acknowledge that they did some pretty bad stuff

And that’s how you should do it, but too many people think that finding a character enjoyable means thinking everything they did is 100% right and nobody can criticize them. :/

[incorrectzodiacquotes]

the creator of homestuck said theres 288 zodiac signs now, sorry i dont make the rules

aw fuck that’s so many signs to do quotes for

[pics-of-jotaro-smiling]

spastictrash replied to your post “Discussion time! What are your favorite Jotaro headcanons?”

There has been more than one instance where jotaro has used star platinum to steal dolphin plushies from claw machines

I’ve seen fanart of this before and honestly? Mood. Claw machines are all rigged anyway, stick it to the man and cheat at claw machines like a real punk. Fuck the system

[askaceattorney]

Dear spasticTrash,

Or maybe the designers should learn to make a pair that'll stay where it is!  The way they’re built, you’d think I’m the only person on earth who doesn’t have a gigantic nose!

-Turner Grey

[is-hiveswap-act-2-out-yet]

Jacksepticeye started playing hiveswap... A new era of Homestuck begins

i really liked jacks playthrough he was really patient w it and i think he made some fair points at the end of it all and i really enjoyed his playthrough and hope he plays act 2 too!!

it was cool to see jacks fans that didnt know what homestuck or hiveswap was, show interest in it and compliment it. i think it warmed my old homestuck heart.