i have a proposal - slime smiff who only bothers to be taller than the tallest person in the room, but he keeps all his mass so sometimes he's short and hella chub and sometimes he's the tallest and gangliest. he has suits for all different occasions, and when he's shorter he just has the spare bones just randomly floating around in his stomach area which looks really weird.
hmm. yes good i like this
i imagine this habit of being taller than the tallest person in the room would rly fuck w some people, most notably strife and xephos bc strife is insecure about his height anyway and smiff is probably really annoying and makes himself only just taller than him too. like by an inch. he’s such a prick
he never tries to be taller than lomadia tho bc the last time he did she cut him into two halves, threw one of them miles away & it took ages for him to find his other half. lomadia is the tallest out of all of them and she likes to keep it that way














