#spect speaks

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have i said yet that the clubbox is one of the best additions to the monster world perhaps ever

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i’ve been replaying tears of the kingdom for the first time and one thing i remember is this one shrine with THIS dialogue that will forever crack me up. just the first three words “do a backflip”

i get the context of combat training but i have the hysterical image of this ancient shrine spirit/whatever (do zonai shrines have their own spirits?) seeing the fabled hero after some-fuck-millennia and one of the tests they set up is for link to specifically perform an epic ass backflip

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hornet starts every act* after falling down and lying next to a broken cage

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i’M LATE FOR WORK-

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i have not played deltarune but like… dude, i could not bring myself to do weird route

i didn’t pay 20 dollars so i could be mean, kris.

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openly saying “i love my low notes, my posts never breach containment” is a kind of sentiment that has the non-0% chance of immediately causing exactly what you did not want

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… i wanna make like

an edit or something of all the bullshit i like. put some mash-upped or transitioned-together music over it and then call it “credits to my game library” or something

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my singing monsters has me in an autism chokehold again