#spellcasting fails

[husk-says-no]

I got drunk one time while practicing a spell, and sneezed and turned one dude's head into an ass. The moral of the story is don't practice magic while or you might make an ass out of someone. *Pass out drunk*

...Well damn, that’s one hell of a party trick. Remind me never to stand downwind of you during allergy season.

And yeah, no shit you don’t mix booze and magic. That’s like drinkin’ tequila and texting your ex—just ‘cause you can doesn’t mean the outcome’s gonna be forgivable.

Hope the guy’s doin’ okay. Or at least sittin’ comfortably.

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...Whole damn world’s full of amateurs.