#ask husk

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Happy Halloween from the Hazbin Hotel and the A/V Club!!

(Celebrating Halloween belatedly over here cause I was at a party on Halloween actual, and then I was trying to get this done - it's a little messy and all their silhouettes were traced, but I am enjoying getting into drawing some.)

For all intents and purposes, it is currently Halloween on this blog.

[husk-says-no]

Hey, Husk here. This is my blog.

Somehow you ended up in my corner of the internet. Poor choice or divine intervention, jury’s still out. Either way, I ain’t your therapist, but I’ve got time, booze, and a bad attitude, and nothing better to do,so feel free to:

Ask for advice, vent your soul, cry over your situationship, beg for approval, debate stuff, etc. Hell, ask me if your demon crush likes you back. (Spoiler: they don’t. Move on.)

You need opinions? I got ‘em. Need a roast? I’ll flay you with words and a smirk. Emotional support? I’ve got a scratchy voice and a semi-functional moral compass. Good enough. Just don't cry if I hurt your feelings. You'll get over it.

Bar's open. Ashtray’s full. Lay it on me.

♠︎♡◆♧♠︎♡◆♧

[love-in-a-bottle]

Husk you should of been paid more, that wage is too low for you and your family.

Husk: I’m not too worry about that.

Angel: Why the fuck not?!

Husk: Look. Remember the Lucky Cat Casino?

Angel: Yeah. The one I do drag shows at.

Husk: I still own it. And the profits go straight into my pocket.

Angel: So how much can that be?

Husk: *starts writing down something in a scrap piece of paper* After paying my employees and post the bills and everything else, plus Alastor and his expenses daily… *slides the paper over*

Angel: *picks it up and balks at the number* YOU’RE SHITTING ME!

Husk: Nope.

Angel: You make this much per year?

Husk: Per day Legs.

Angel: *mind shatters* Then why do you dress like a hobo half the time?

Husk: *glares* Because I always get into messes and I’m not going to keep buying tuxedos only for blood or drinks to ruin.

Angel: Oh yeah you’re also a gambler too.

Husk: …also that.

[husks-bar-talks]

Heya there whiskers, how you doin' hmm? Bored? If so i wouldn't mind entertaining ya, only if you want, i know boundries.

Husk: Huh?! But aren't you-.....I thought-.....*looks confused* Angel?

Fantasy: For the sake of the blog, I'm operating as this Angel being from a different dimension

[ask-husker]

Hey, Americans...

Things are lookin' fuckin' shitty. I ain't gonna lie: I'm worried for y'all. But let me tell ya somethin': this ain't forever. These assholes? They're gonna die someday and leave nothin' behind them but a foul stench. And with each new generation, things are gonna get a little better, alright? We're chippin' away at the bigotry. We're chippin' away at the lies. Stay smart. Stay strong. Protect one another. Don't give up. You're more powerful than you give yourself credit for.

[sweetauntrosie]

*knocks on Husk and Angel's door.* Husker, old friend! I've heard about your little miracle, and just had to meet her!

@husks-bar-talks

[bedtime-broadcast]

Oh Alastor, i know you definitely don't want to hear this but Deer tend to almost always have twins from their second pregnancy onward. It's most likely why your morning sickness is so bad this time.

Since the animalistic traits gifted you by hell hold sway over your soul in the afterlife, Husk probably also probably needs to worry that he will be having 3+ kids as he is a cat and with angel himself being a spider.

~Slides Alastor salty snacks like chips and nuts knowing his deer biology will be making him crave them sooner rather than later~

Alastor: *scared* There’s no way that’s true — *immediately starts doing research*

Deer, particularly white-tailed deer, often have twin fawns in subsequent pregnancies, with first-time mothers typically giving birth to a single fawn. While twins are common, triplets and even quadruplets can occur, especially in higher-quality habitat.

Alastor: Well…fuck. *looks at Calliope* maybe I should reconsider carrying to term…

Husk: *scared as well* Why did I decide to continue this pregnancy???

[gambling-husker]

hello there!

Is there anyway I can throw my stupid, selfish, will not put the drink down brother at you?

I cannot seem to get any peace with him around, due to him either being drunk or aguring with his husband.

-Sincerely, a leader who just wants quiet in the middle of war.

ig I'll just do my job give him drinks then shut him off when needed