I legit saw this on tik tok and laughed a damn good while.
Anyways thoughts on a Yandere fic but you’re the third perspective. Like picture this you just woke up and suddenly there’s a worldwide crisis over this dude losing his woman.
Which would be a lesser issue if that woman wasn’t your sister and you just gotta look at her like she couldn’t do anything better. That’s why tell her don’t date him, she damn stubborn what.
Anyways idk what she does but she loads you fantasy level gear and ships you off to mars via intergalactic shipping priced 50¢ per kg (expensive ik)
So like when you got there they asked for your passport and permit?? Which was somehow conveniently with you (okay pop off prepared queen)
So here you are on mars and you see this alien.
"Hello 👋" -You
"AAAAHSJDJDJDJKDKDKDDK" -Alien
Which according to the translator that they conveniently handed you meant.
"Hey bbg, I'm a high value jdjdjd." And laughter
If only they allowed guns through the inspection area.
(At this point you're gonna ask me what is yandere here. I don't know but we're getting there.)
Leaving that freaky alien alone you walk around and see the love of your life. (Geto Suguru alive and well shirtless and holding a bouquet)
The most humanoid alien you've seen except for their red skin, yellow eyes , 6'7 built like a tank body, grippers and probably claws. Yeah they looked fine
"SKEIDBDBDIWJSJSJSJDBSBSUSJAKAJSKAOBDBDUEBSN" -Alien
'Hello I couldn't help but notice that you and I are incredibly compatible and would create lovely infants together.'
"NO it's alright ✋" -You
And you just met them??
"DNDJRBDJEI" -Alien
'Do not fret, I will do the birthing of our spawns.'
At the speed your head turned it might as well fly off.
"OH REALLLLLY" -You