[(A/N)]: Arachnis is my ATSV OC who has spider abilities based on the Sydney Funnel Web. It means they have the fangs with the lethal venom.
Arachnis: *Icing their knuckles* …
Miguel: …
Villain!Miguel: *Locked up in a cell with a broken nose and bite marks* …
Arachnis: Miguel, why is your variant here and how did this happen? I was away for two weeks because of Protocol duties and this is what I returned to.
Miguel: We fought back in his dimension. He almost captured his Spider-Woman and stopped him since she could be a good asset to join our team.
Arachnis: *Sighs* Then you tried to take her, but he tagged along and saw me. Do I look like your Spider-Woman?
Villain!Miguel: You remind me of her.
Arachnis: I’m Arachnis. You almost killed my Miguel and had the audacity to lunge at me. Almost broke my hand from caving in your face.
Villain!Miguel: I thought you were my specimen. Someone I need to-
Arachnis: Do I look like your guinea pig, you psychopathic manwhore?
Miguel: *Pulls them behind* We’re sending you back. Wei.
Arachnis: Sorry, but he gives me the creeps. How is he your variant?
Miguel: Stone.
Arachnis: Oh, that explains everything.
[Earth-???]
Arachnis: Let me get this straight. You, his Spider-Woman, have a fat-ass crush on this lunatic?
Spider-Woman: I wouldn’t say I have a crush on him…
Arachnis: …You’re in love with him? [Reader], he’s just an obsessive geneticist whose only goal is to “improve” humanity, no matter the cost of anyone’s life. I don’t think he’ll love you the same way my Miguel does. And he can barely hit me hard during training because he doesn’t want to hurt me.
Spider-Woman: I know, but I thought if I can show him a better view in humanity-
Arachnis: [Reader], people don’t change easily. Especially ones like him. *Glaring at Villain!Miguel*
Villain!Miguel: I didn’t do anything.
Arachnis: *Hisses at him* You need to rethink your standards and safeguard your well-being. You’ll only get hurt at the end if you don’t prevent yourself from falling into his manipulation.
Spider-Woman: I…I get it. You’re worried about me, but I can handle myself.
Arachnis: Your Miguel almost killed us. I should be worried, as your variant. Maybe it’s best you join the team so we’ll give you the necessary training since you just started your heroic journey.
Spider-Woman: *Sighs* Maybe…Then Miguel would be angry if I miss anything when I’m gone.
Arachnis: [Reader], find another job and resign his ass. I did when shit happened back in my dimension. It wasn’t easy, and look where it led me. I’m an agent fighting for a good cause. Don’t you want to fight for what’s right?
Spider-Woman: I do. It’s just…
Arachnis: I know it’s challenging for everyone who start their own story of heroism, but we can help you. I can help you.
Spider-Woman: *Biting their bottom lip out* …I’ll join.
Arachnis: Okay, you’re in. Oh, another fact to inform you. You gotta strike fear into your Miguel because in reality, female spiders are much bigger and aggressive than their male counterparts. Some of them are cannibalistic to their mates.
Spider-Woman: *Disturbed by the fact* Why would you tell me that?
Arachnis: Because I want you to put yourself first than find somebody you can actually cherish. And I’m your variant who studied Arachnology.
[Back in Earth-928, Spider-Man 2099’s office/lair]
Arachnis: *Leaning next to their Miguel* Miguel, babe. I’m concerned about her. She’s in love with a psycho.
Miguel: I know. It’s…shocking unbelievable.
Arachnis: *Sighs* What’s her Canon Event?
Miguel: …S’not good.
Arachnis: Does she lose someone or she dies?
Miguel: …
Arachnis: You know the silence isn’t helping and making this suspenseful.
Miguel: She and my variant get together.
Arachnis: …I’m gonna cut his dick off. *Pulls out their Karambit*
Miguel: No! Amor! *Holds them up*
Arachnis: I warned her and sternly talked to her how she’ll get hurt at the end just by being with that scumbag.
Miguel: Thank shock I didn’t mentioned the pregnancy.
Arachnis: PREGNANCY?!! MIGUEL!!! Let me go! I’m not afraid to bite! He has 15 minutes to live!
Miguel: *Bites and injects his venom in them*
Arachnis: *Becomes paralyzed* Fuck…Why?
Miguel: You were about to kill him. I know the line of work you’re in back on Earth 2020-6-2 and I couldn’t let you.
Arachnis: Miguel…[Reader]…
Miguel: She’ll be fine. She informed me she’s deciding to resign her job and will join the Spider Society.
Arachnis: She did?
Miguel: After your talk with her.
Arachnis: *Sighs* I’m tired…I think…you used too much…
Miguel: I’ll take you home, amor.
Arachnis: Thanks Miguel…
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Arachnis: *Breathing steadily* This is why I don’t wear Spidey suits anymore… *Pulls out their phone and snaps some pics of Miguel and that dumpy of his before scaling up to the ceiling*
[They shoots some web, attached to the ceiling and silently descended to the platform. As Arachnis landed without a sound behind Miguel, they internally prayed first to still be alive in the next few hours.]
Arachnis: *Rubs their hands together and…*
*SMACKS!!!*
[Arachnis smacked Miguel’s ass so hard, the sound echoed throughout his lair.]
Miguel: *Froze still and became dangerously quiet* …
Arachnis: …O’Hara?
Miguel: *Turns to them and seething with rage*
Arachnis: Whoops. It was Hobie’s idea. *Sprints out of the lair and swings away from a pissed off Migual*
[The chase was intense. They sprinted through crowds of Spider-people, swinging away while everyone stirred clear for Miguel to follow the Spider!Radiant. Arachnis passed by the gang yelling, “Move! I got a feral Miguel on my tail!”]
[Hours later]
[7:30 p.m.]
Arachnis: *Hiding in the darkest corner of Spider Society HQ* He’ll never find me here.
[A pair of crimson eyes shun in rage, looking down at the defenseless spider from their backside.]
Miguel: Nowhere to run, [Y/N].
Arachnis: *Looks up and dread in fear* Fuck me…
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[Earth 2020-6-2]
[Infirmary wing, 10:45 p.m.]
Sage: *Healing a bite mark* What happened to you, [Y/N]?
Arachnis: *Fatigued and blushing* He bit me, and suspended my ass. Worth it…
Sage: I see. Are you forgetting something?
Arachnis: Hm? Oh, right. Don’t worry, I gave him my antivenom before I was dropped off.
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[Spider Society HQ, 11:00 p.m.]
[Back in his lair]
Jessica: Miguel, what happened?
Miguel: *Also fatigued and treating a bite mark with the antivenom* They bit me and…Shock, their venom…
Lyla: *Laughing at the recorded video of Arachnis who smacked his ass* They really have the guts to fight you and smacking that bakery of yours.
Miguel: Qué maravilla…Recruiting them was a mistake.
Jessica: At least they left you an apology note with the antidote.
Lyla: *Reciting the note*
“I’m sorry, Miguel for smacking your ass and biting you with delta-hexatoxin. I hope I see you alive when I’m back.
Signed, Arachnis ♡”
Miguel: (￣ー￣)
[(A/N)]: Just to be clear, I wrote Arachnis/[Y/N] as 25-27 years of age.
“With great power comes with great responsibility…”|Valorant x Marvel #1
[Synopsis]: Marvel inspired Valorant agents and the first one is a Spider-Man based agent.
[Gender Neutral!VP Agent]
[(A/N)]: The characters may be OOC and I’m open for criticism/help to improve.
[TW]: Possible spoilers of ATSV and some cursing
Let’s start with the first recent addition to the Valorant Protocol.
They’re from Queens, New York.
Somebody whose like the neighborhood’s friendly savior.
Well, I think it’s best if they introduce themselves to you…
Arachnis: “My name is [Y/N] [L/N]. I’m a Spider-based Radiant who got their powers from the First Light and not bitten by a radioactive spider. For about two years, I go by Arachnis, swinging around New York, stopping robberies, beating bad guys, protecting people and loved ones, the usual stuff. Then I was recruited by an organization called The Valorant Protocol where there are other agents like me who defend our world, Alpha Earth, from Omega Earth that keep stealing a material called Radianite that powers almost everything. I get to travel around the world and it was my first time using firearms. I’m one of the Sentinels of Valorant and sometimes I can go too far when defending my colleagues…
When I don’t have missions, I visit New York and reminisce about everything that happened before and after getting my powers.
I hope nothing goes wrong in the future…”
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[Valorant HQ]
Breach: *with his booming voice* WHO’S UP FOR GAME NIGHT?!
Arachnis: AH! *Jumps up scared and now stuck on the ceiling*
Brimstone: Breach, you scared them again.
Breach: Whoops, sorry!
Arachnis: You’re good. I’m coming down. *Lowers back down with a thread of silk* Hey.
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Phoenix & Yoru: *Arguing and being dumbasses*
Jett: *Frustrated* When are they gonna stop?
Arachnis: *Shoots their web at the two and sticks them against a wall*
Phoenix & Yoru: [Y/N]!
Arachnis: *Shoots more web at their mouths to shut up* Unless you two behave, stop arguing like Pre-K brats!
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[Location: SPLIT]
Arachnis: *Spider senses triggered* Fall back! Fall back!!!
Skye: ‘Rach? What is it?
[Something crashes in front of the VP team and they readied their weapons. It seems the threat obtain mechanical tentacles protruding through its backside and it look pissed.]
Chamber: What is that?
Arachnis: I don’t know. Just shoot at it! *Starts shooting at the suspect*
[Its tentacles intertwined together forming a shield and the bullets deflect.]
Arachnis: Fuck! *Sprints at the enemy*
Skye & Jett: Arachnis!
Arachnis: *Shoots their web and yank themselves towards the enemy* *Kicks it with great impact and traps the individual in more webs* *Then starts swinging it around, slamming the body left and right like the Hulk beating a Pre-Infinity War Loki*
[Far away from the map]
???: I think the anomaly is taken care of.
[The strangers watch Arachnis tears off the tentacles with their bare hands. They were horrified by the sight.]
???: Definitely taken care of.
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[Hours later]
[Arachnis ties the enemy up with more web and knocks it out of conscious with the butt of their Phantom.]
Skye: Wow. You tore it up worse than a pack of wolves.
Jett: We need to tell Brim about this.
Arachnis: We should. You guys go ahead. I think I dropped my melee somewhere. *Walks around the area*
[They crawl up on the walls of the structures, swinging around with their webbing, searching for their knife until they get introduced by some figures.]
???: Excuse me? Is this what you’re looking for? *Holds out the weapon*
Arachnis: Oh, my knife! Thanks. *About to grab it but Spider Senses triggered again* No way. Are you two also Radiants?
???: Radiants?
???: Sorry, we’re not. We came to pick up the anomaly. *Points at the unconscious suspect*
Arachnis: Anomaly?
???: And if it’s alright, could you come with us?
Arachnis: *Suspicious* …One second. *Speaks through their ear piece* Team, I think I’ll find another way back to base. Inform Brimstone that I’ll be back soon and I need to take care of something.
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[Earth-928, Spider Society HQ]
Arachnis: You mean to tell me there are others like me?
Gwen: Yes, and I think Miguel could use more people like you.
Arachnis: I…don’t think so. I’m part of the Valorant Protocol and already dealing with doppelgängers attempting to steal our power supply.
Gwen: We’re here. Miguel!
[Up on a ascended platform with hologram screens hued with neon orange, the one and only Miguel O’Hara whose back is facing out.]
Arachnis: Does he always do that? His back facing us?
Gwen: Always.
Miguel: You’re the one who took down the Doc Ock variant. *Finally turns to face down at them* All by yourself.
Arachnis: 씨발… [Ssi-Bal…] (Fuck…) You guys didn’t tell me he’s part Goliath Bird eater.
Miles: *Coughs from the sudden response*
Arachnis: He’s huge.
Miguel: Are you finished?
Arachnis: Yeah. Also I’m not joining as I’m already an agent with another organization.
Peter B. Parker: *Barges in* Wait! Before you go and never come back, would you at least tour around the place?
Arachnis: Okay? It won’t change my final decision.
《🕷️》
[Lobby]
Peter B. Parker: You were never bit by a radioactive spider?
Arachnis: Nope. I’m a Radiant. Got my powers from The First Light.
Miles: Have you always experienced near-deaths?
Arachnis: I dodge bullets everyday.
Pavitr: Have you lost a favorite family member?
Arachnis: My family and I had an Uncle Benny and he died.
Pavitr: Oh no. I’m sorry for your loss.
Arachnis: It’s cool. Nobody liked or missed him because he was dick to everyone.
Spider Gang: Oh.
Arachnis: We celebrate his death before, during and after his funeral like New Year’s Day.
Spider Gang: Oh.
Arachnis: Does that count as a canon event?
Jess: It’s better than never.
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[Back in VP HQ]
Arachnis: *Exits through the portal*
Brimstone: [L/N], where were you?
Arachnis: It’s a long story, sir. You may want to sit down for this one.
[Hours Later]
Arachnis: …And that is how I came back here.
Brimstone: It’s long, all right.
Arachnis: Told you. They offered me to join, but I can’t accept it. How can I fill in both organizations at once?
Brimstone: Have you discuss this with their boss?
Arachnis: *Frowns* Yes, and he scares me.
Brimstone: What are the arrangements?
Arachnis: I come by every Tuesday and Friday as their fighting instructor in that universe.
Brimstone: Anything else?
Arachnis: Some of the younger Spider-people want to visit this world.
Brimstone: *Sighs* More chaos.
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[Friday at the Spider Society]
Arachnis: *Babysitting Mayday this time* “'Cause we don't need permission to dance! Da-na-na-na-na-na-na, da-na-na-na-na-na-na!” *Dancing to the song*
Mayday: *Giggling happily at the little performance*
Arachnis: *Twirls around and spots HIM* *Throws a knife at his direct*
Miguel: *Dodges* Was that necessary?
Arachnis: Yes, and I got scared. I’m on Mayday duty so I’m protecting her. *Picks up Mayday* See you around, O’Hara. *Walks away with the baby in their arms*
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[Synopsis]: Just a fellow Spider settling some familial “quarrel” on behalf of their “friend”.
[Note]: Arachnis’ pronouns are They/Them
[(A/N)]: Happy Thanksgiving to anyone who celebrates the holiday.
[(A/N #2)]: I can’t properly write a fic during most times, but I can write script-type dialogues. (Also re-read and edited most of everything.)
[TW]: Threatening, attempted elimination, cursing, family conflict…Let me know if I missed any other warnings to add in.
[Earth-928, Nueva York]
Arachnis, from Earth-2020-6-2: *Following the address on their phone* I hope this is the right place…
[As Arachnis turn to the next corner, they spot a middle-aged lady standing in front of Miguel’s apartment.]
Arachnis: *Spider sense triggered* Excuse me, ma’am? Are you looking for someone?
Conchata: I’m waiting for my son. I need him for an emergency.
Arachnis: Oh! I’m also looking for someone who resides here.
Conchata: I see. What is your name?
Arachnis: I’m Dr. Wei Liu. A scientist working for another lab.
Conchata: *Scanning over them* You don’t seem like one.
Arachnis: I’m on break. May I also ask for your name?
Conchata: Conchata O’Hara.
Arachnis: *Expression darken* I knew it. So you’re Conchata O’Hara. Wow. LYLA described you as something bad and seeing you in person is much worse than I thought.
Conchata: *Taken aback and scoffs* How do you know my son’s A.I. assistant?
Arachnis: Because I’m his friend. Now, why do you need to see him? Hm? You seem hostile towards me, indicating you don’t want suspicion happening for a witness to discover. Too bad. I’m not letting you nor any other family members with ill intentions have permission to see Miguel.
Conchata: I’m his mother and I can see my own son whenever I want to.
Arachnis: Really? Hmm… *Pulls out their Karambit and twirls it around* Then why haven’t you tried reaching out to Miguel all this time? Sure, you may have been busy, but do you have the encouragement and time to engage any form of contact with him?
Conchata: …
Arachnis: Of course you haven’t. Only your other son, Gabriel had tried to encourage you to mend things with his brother and you do have enough time to pick up your phone but didn’t bother one bit.
Conchata: Some things came up-
Arachnis: No BS-ing on my watch, you narcissistic shrew. Like earlier, you need something from him. Money? His valuable time? Maybe his vulnerability. *Stalks over her*
Conchata: *Backs up against a wall* You don’t know anything and have no right to intrude our family business.
Arachnis: *Glares at Conchata* You have no right to intrude Miguel’s life. Why don’t you leave him and Gabriel alone before I decide to bite your head off.
Conchata: You can’t threaten-
Arachnis: *Presses their Karambit blade against her neck*
Conchata: *Chokes on her own breath in fear*
Arachnis: You need to listen, Conchata. I may be a scientist, but I work with people who are more dangerous and capable of finding your address. *Presses the blade further in her neck*
Conchata: D-Don’t kill me…
Arachnis: Oh, don’t worry. You won’t die… *Retracts their knife away* Yet.
Conchata: *Gasps for air* Yet?
Arachnis: Remember my words. You dare come near Miguel and Gabriel again, I’ll bite your head off clean. This warning is especially going to that evil son of a bitch you screwed with years ago. Now leave.
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Arachnis: *Quiet than usual* …
Miguel: Wei, you’re more quiet than usual.
Arachnis: Your mother was here.
Miguel: *Stiffens from the mention of her* What?
Arachnis: Miguel, I don’t know what she wanted from you but I scared her away since my Spider sense was triggered by her presence.
Miguel: Qué Maravilla. She didn’t hurt you, right?
Arachnis: No, I’m good…LYLA explained most of your family history as she told me if I wanted to have our partnership to continue further, I should understand the severity of your personal life.
Miguel: Damn it, LYLA. You didn’t tell me this after her?
Arachnis: I’m sorry, Miguel. I thought I should let you explain when you’re ready. It’s your private matters and would have been appropriate for you to address this yourself.
Miguel: Wei, you should still tell me about this.
Arachnis: I know, but with you leading the society and maintaining the Multiverse from falling apart, I didn’t want to burden anything with this information.
Miguel: You need to tell me these things and you shouldn’t know about them now.
Arachnis: I’m always here to listen and understand what everything was thrown at you. Especially protecting you from dangers you can’t sense them coming.
Miguel: *Sighs* I know. I can handle this. Just promise you tell me everything that’s crucial.
Arachnis: *Nods* I won’t break it. You also need to promise when you’re ready, tell the full story about everything in complete honesty. I’ll be by your side, even if I have to pause mid-missions for the protocol.
Miguel: *Chuckles a little* You’re crazy…“Yet thoughtful”…Did you show her your fangs?
Arachnis: No. Just my eyes, and the knife.
Miguel: You and that knife.
Arachnis: I don’t want to waste my venom in people like Conchata. 15 minutes isn’t enough for her to suffer.
Miguel: Too far, Wei.
Arachnis: Sorry. I don’t want my future partner to be bothered by annoying family members.
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[Synopsis]: Just your friendly Valorant agent who tries to balance both sides of the same coin.
[Gender Neutral Reader]
[TW]: Some cursing, little violence, may be OOC with the characters
[(A/N)]: You can go back and check the first post about the Valorant x Marvel crossover.
[Earth-2020-2]
[Location: FRACTURE]
Arachnis: *Hiding at Site B and reloading their Frenzy* These Omega asses…
[Their Multiverse watch starts alarming the Spider Radiant, annoying them in the process.]
Arachnis: Oh my god. *Answers the call* What? Can’t you see I’m in the middle of something?
Miguel: Nice hearing from you, Arachnis.
Arachnis: Oh, O’Hara. I’m busy trying to save my world right now. What is it this time?
Miguel: Another variant leaked into your dimension and it’s moving fast.
Arachnis: What? Now? *Sighs* Guess I’m shooting it down then.
Miguel: Don’t. You barely managed to not kill off that Doc Ock variant from last time.
Arachnis: Right. Tore that bastard to pieces.
Miguel: Just trap the anomaly and bring it back to HQ.
Arachnis: Got it, boss.
Jett: Was that your boss, [Y/N]?
Arachnis: Yes and I’m starting to feel annoyed around him than fearing his existence lately.
Jett: He looks cute.
Arachnis: Excuse me? He’s built like a tarantula on steroids. *Spider senses triggered* It’s here.
[A portal opens in the sky, some unidentified object flew out and about to cause havoc.]
Phoenix: Uh guys?
Sage: Arachnis, I believe you have some business to take care of.
Arachnis: A Vulture variant? Get it distracted.
Jett: Will do! *Updrafts high enough to distract the Vulture* Over here, ugly! *Throws her kunai knives at it*
Vulture: *Barely dodges the attack* What are you doing?!
Arachnis: *Places their gun down and shoots web at the Vulture* Full spider mode! *Yanks themselves towards their enemy*
[The Spider Radiant first lands a punch at the Vulture and then kicks it down, falls ungratefully to the ground. Everyone tackles it down from escaping.]
Vulture: *Struggles to be released* Let go of me!
Arachnis: *Cocks their Frenzy* Uh uh! No way. You have wings, I have a gun ready to shoot your feathered-ass head.
Vulture: Do it! Shoot me!
Arachnis: *CLICK!*
Vulture: *Flinches* Oh my god, you were about to shoot me!
Sage: [Y/N].
Arachnis: I’m sorry. *Reloads the gun* But it needs to cooperate. Now, calm down and I’ll help send you back to your dimension. We’ll release you if cooperation is present. *Nods at their team*
[The Valorant agents cautiously release their bonds against the villain.]
Vulture: *Pushes everyone off* Finally! I’m free!
Arachnis: *Punches it out cold* Nope. *Encases it with the holographic trap*
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[Earth-928, Spider Society HQ]
Arachnis: *Drags in the unconscious Vulture variant* Anyone order chicken?
Miles: *Surprised* You took down the Vulture all by yourself?
Arachnis: Actually, my team aided me when we were on a mission at FRACTURE. Brimstone and everyone else are keeping this on the low so hopefully people back on Earth-2020-2 won’t mistaken these villains as Rogue Radiants.
Gwen: [Y/N], you sound concerned. Did something happen back in your dimension?
Arachnis: *Nods and shakily sighs* Non-Radiants called us freaks after the First Light and blamed our existence for the unnatural occurrences that happened. Some of us had to go low-profile and Radiant related crimes skyrocketed over the past months. Even Kingdom was under suspicion during those times while responsible for the Radianite development.
[Miles and Gwen look at each other with concern for their friend.]
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[Spider HQ-Lobby]
[Arachnis was alone watching old news clips of the Venice incident and other covers of the First Light on their phone.]
Arachnis: *Sighs in solemn*
Peter B. Parker: Hey [Y/N], why the long face?
Arachnis: Oh, Peter. It’s nothing. Just today I realized how much a disaster would be if I didn’t catch the Vulture.
Peter B. Parker: Gwen and Miles told me about your world’s history. *Sits next to them* Wanna talk about it?
Arachnis: *Shrugs* It’s only that I don’t want anymore people to misunderstand Radiants like me or others I care for. I still remember the first time I received my powers. Just me, working at my old job while minding my business until that event happened. I got so spooked that I jumped high enough to stick to the ceiling. Everybody around me freaked out and I had to flee away from the sight.
Peter B. Parker: Oh kid, I’m sorry you experienced that.
Mayday: *Crawls into Arachnis’s arms* *Looks up worried for them*
Arachnis: Oh Mayday… *Pushes the hair out of her face* I’ll be okay so don’t worry too much about me.
Peter B. Parker: Oh! How about this? Everyone tours around your world and show us a fun time. Maybe introduce us to your Valorant buddies.
Arachnis: Are you sure? My colleagues can be unpredictable at times.
Peter B. Parker: Come on. We dealt worst things on the job.
Arachnis: Alright. Don’t complain that I didn’t warn you.
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[Earth-2020-2, Valorant Protocol HQ]
Arachnis: Guys, this is my Valorant team.
Valorant Team: Hey/Sup!/Greetings/Hello!/Hi.
Arachnis: Team, these are my Spider colleagues.
Spider Gang: Hey/Sup!/Greetings/Hello!/Hi.
Brimstone: I hope you kids are treating them fairly and respectfully.
Miles: Of course, sir! They’re really amazing at their job and taught us so many things. Look! *Attempts to twirl a practice switchblade*
Arachnis: Yep. I’m an awesome instructor.
Pavitr: You should see how they sparred with our leader.
Hobie: Never knew the boss could fly.
Arachnis: I forgot to control my enhanced strength and I apologized to him after the session.
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[Everybody who was present at the base were getting along with Arachnis’s new colleagues.]
Reyna: Show us your fangs, araña~
Arachnis: Reyna, I don’t want to scare the kids.
Peter B. Parker: It’s fine. We see villains with fangs all the time.
Arachnis: You sure about that?
Peter B. Parker: *Nods*
Arachnis: *Sighs* *Carefully removes their mask and bares out their fangs leaking venom*
Peter B. Parker: *Taken aback* Whoa! You produce venom?!
Viper: They donate the venom to researchers for medical-graded anti-venom.
Arachnis: Turns out it’s CDC approved, despite the venom coming from me.
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[Earth-928, Spider-Man 2099’s office]
Miguel: Lyla, where’s the goober?
Lyla: You mean gizmo, right?
Arachnis: *Just arrived to drop off some papers* Everything alright, O’Hara?
Lyla: He can’t find his gizmo.
Miguel: Goober.
Arachnis: *Pulls out a hard drive* You mean this thing? *Tosses it up to his platform*
Miguel: *Catches it*
Arachnis: And who calls anything a goober? Should’ve been called a thing-a-ma-jig or something.
Miguel: *Confused* What?
Arachnis: I don’t know. My other colleague, KJ calls some things like that. If I didn’t fear you as much, I would’ve called you a goober for saying that word, Goober.
Lyla: Pfft Hahahaha!!! I like your style, [Y/N].
Miguel: *Rolls his eyes* Very funny. Anything more to say? “Tarantula on steroids”.
Arachnis: *Falls silent and squints at Miguel* …The call didn’t end, did it.
Miguel: That’s why the hard drive exists.
Arachnis: … *Shoots some web up and swings themselves to the platform* *Lands on platform and glares up at Miguel* Get rid of it.
Miguel: *Smile smugly* I don’t think so.
Arachnis: … *Cracks their knuckles*
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Jessica Drew: Miguel, there’s something you need to look into- *Looks up* What is going on here?
[Miguel and Arachnis were fighting while Lyla was recording the whole fight.]
Miguel: *Head-locking Arachnis while stretching out his arm away where he’s holding the hard drive* It’s not what it looks like.
Arachnis: *Elbows Miguel hard in his stomach*
Miguel: *Hunches forward in pain*
Arachnis: *Grabs the hard drive* He recorded early audio of me for no reason! *Gets tackled down*
Miguel: *Grabs it back* It’s classified.
Arachnis: *Grabs it back with their web* You could’ve end the call.
Miguel: *Picks them up from the ground*
Arachnis: *Internally panicking* Do I even weigh anything to you?
Miguel: No, it’s like holding a couple of grapes.
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[Earth 2020-2, Valorant Protocol HQ, Workshop]
[Arachnis, tweaking up their Web-Shooters and random thoughts occurred.]
Arachnis: “Don’t have thoughts of O’Hara. He’s nothing but an uptight, aggressive, emotionally unstable, traumatized Spider-Man variant. He’s not worth your time…”
[Arachnis then thinks of domming over him.]
Arachnis: FUCK!!!
Killjoy: *Startled* Arachnis, is everything okay?
Arachnis: No! I can’t stop imagining how to kick my boss’s ass!
[Nice save, [L/N].]
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Arachnis: *Discreetly reading some “interesting fics* from Earth 1218* Oh my god…His fans are completely unhinged and hor-
Miguel: *Peering over their shoulder* What are you doing?
Arachnis: *Throws their tablet out of a window* Miguel! I…found a bug on my tablet when viewing reports, and it scared me. You need something? *Smiles nervously*
Miguel: I needed you for backup on the next mission. If you’re free and your boss is fine with that.
Arachnis: Yeah, I’ll inform Brim about it. “Fucking hell. Thank god he didn’t see the filthiest fanfic I was reading about him. He’ll hate me if he finds out.”
Miguel: “…What the shock? I wish I never have this ability.”
