Below cut so arachnophobics dont see my bright green plastic spider as an example of how I catch my spiders to release them
For this trick, I had pre-cut a giant Tylenol bottle and saved the top (pictures will reveal) for a fish-eye trap
(Living in a sw mo basement i find rabid wolf spiders a lot, and they scare my spouse, so ive made a way I can safely help them back outside without much fuss)
FIRST: Locate the jaywalking freeloader and let them run into your CUP
SECOND: make sure they are safely in Jail SAFELY
THIRD: grab your fish-trap top and DO NOT LET CAT HELP
FOURTH: Now spider has a false sense of security, as they cannot see you, so therefore, you cannot see them. They are hidden.
FIFTH: take them back outside using the same tweesers you stole from the hospital to take the fish-eye trap out and free them
Now spider is happy 👍 🕷 ❤️ 🍀🌱☆
Note: this does not work on all spiders, this is just what I do for those small ones who get lost in my apartment. I never take photos or videos of this happening bc I just dont think of it at the time.
do t you know? it has been scientifically proven that nonbinary people have a 300% higher chance of ascending to godhood than other people. this is directly tied to how nonbinary people tend to kill gods (turning a god back into a flower counts. probably)
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