I’m still working on an actual post abt Hobie but to tide over all 3 of my followers till then I’m gonna share some of my headcanons. Most Spider-Punk headcanons I’ve seen are either microagressions or just don’t do the character justice, and that makes me sad.
-Hobie’s very much anti-labels, so I’m not gonna exactly headcanon identity, but in my own polite opinion, he’d be most accurately defined as genderqueer and aroace (every character I like gets the aroace headcanon it’s inevitable). I wouldn’t use those terms though, cause I feel it’s contradictory.
-I don’t care that he was a runway model or whatever it was, bro 100% has the most abysmal fashion sense when he’s not all spidey-ed up. 95% of the time he does not know how to dress. Fuckin lacy camisole, neon swim trunks, and socks/sandals type of guy. He literally just throws on some absolute bullshit in his day-to-day, performing is the only exception.
-Wears skirts just as much as pants. I feel like this one’s pretty popular but can always use more representation.
-Feeds stray cats so often that they tend to live outside his flat. He doesn’t technically have a pet but the cats come and go through the window when he’s home, so they’re basically his.
-Stoner. I think this is kinda obvious, i mean cmon.
-Bro has really nice, elegant handwriting naturally, but he intentionally writes in chicken scratch to keep with his whole style.
-ADHD, I think this one’s also pretty evident.
Ok I don’t have any more. Sorry if these are dumb lol.
