#spider trilogy

[littledollll]

Lucifer, walking towards y/n very fast (too graceful to run): “Angel, darling, my love, my heart- there’s a spider in the room-“

Y/n, confused: “okay.. what do you want me to do?”

Lucifer, now hyperventilating: “KILL IT!? I’m sorry I’m sorry. Kill it, please. Get rid of that thing.”

Y/n, holding back their laughter: “you’re the literal devil.. and you’re scared of a spider?”

Lucifer, about to cry: “JUST KILL IT. YOU CAN BULLY ME LATER.”

This series was inspired by a conversation with my dear friend @v3nusxsky so props to her for inspiring the spider trilogy!

[littledollll]

Y/n, running out of their shared room: “SPIDER”

Larissa, who was left behind by them, also running: “YOU GET IT, YOU’RE THE MAN.”

Y/n, in the heat of the moment: “NO IM NOT, IM TRANS.”

Larissa: “DID YOU JUST COME OUT TO ME BECAUSE OF A SPIDER!?”

[littledollll]

Y/n suddenly goes tense

Jan: “Sweetling, what’s wrong?”

Y/n, pointing at the ground next to them: “spider! Jan- spider- step on it!”

Jan, baffled you’d even suggest that: “what kind of animal do you think I am? these shoes are designer.”

[decindra]

AND MY ELBOW IS STINGING OMFG THIS IS NOT OKAY

[decindra]

THE ZPIDER IS IN MY BED SOMEWHERE SEND HELP OMG