Retired Lucifer who goes on a total bender for their first year on earth.
Mazikeen is dragging them out of clubs, shooing girls off of their lap, and taking them home to get sober with a very gentle but very stern scolding but Lucifer’s not having any of it.
-“Let me live a little woman! You know I got invited to this after party, you should come with.”
-“loosen up a bit, Maze. It’s not like I can die anyways.”
-“people here thank God for everything. I don’t understand, They hardly do anything at all, let alone help anyone.”
-“Did you know the humans call Marijuana ‘the devils lettuce’? Isn’t that amusing? Well I tried it and it was truly amazing. Glad to have my name on it.”
-“I met this peculiar woman, very beautiful. She had these amazing acrylics and the pinkie nail was longer and sharper than the rest of them. She confessed it was for cocaine when I asked. I tried to get some but she didn’t have any on her unfortunately.”
Lucifer tries to drunkly kiss her as a thank you for getting them home safe and Mazikeen pulls back, “Absolutely not. You probably have Herpes if not something worse.” And they pout but agree to go get tested because that is quite serious and quite the impediment if they want to keep having the fun they’re having.
“I swear you’ve been steadily loosing brain cells since we’ve arrived here, Lucifer.”