#spiderssssss

[writtenintheinkydepths]

Oh look, it’s a sassy spider.

Found this in my archives.  she’s a busty lass

[foundcarcosa]

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tiny lil fuzzy tarantulas though ;3; how cuuuuute

Very cute! And those jumping spiders with the big anime eyes... :'3

[windynebula]

This could have been interesting... :c

Stranger: Ah! -SH

You: What? JW

Stranger: Spider. -SH

You: You texted me to work just because of a spider?

Stranger: Big spider. -SH

You: Wait, you're not arachnophobic, are you?

Stranger: No, of course not... -SH

Stranger: It's a particularly scary spider. -SH

You: ... Is this one of your experiments again?

Stranger: No. It climbed into the flat. It's on the floor. It's at least a centimetre long... -SH

You: Wow, that IS big. Look, just kill it with a rolled newspaper or something. I have work to do.

Stranger: Can't... -SH

You: Why not?

Stranger: Scared... -SH

You: ... For fuck's sake.

You: Lucky for you, my shift is over soon. I'll be there in 30 minutes or so.

You: Unless I have to go to the grocery store?

Stranger: I'll just sit here on the back of the sofa.. -SH

Stranger: John... -SH

You: Yes?

Stranger: I really don't like spiders. -SH

You: So I've gathered.

Stranger: Help me? -SH

You: Don't worry, Sherlock, I'll be there in ten. Just remember to breathe and don't touch the spider.

Stranger: Touch it?! God no. -SH

You: And keep an eye on it. You don't want it disappearing on you, do you?

[swiiizx]

Seeing a spider isn't a problem...When it disappears it becomes a problem..