#spikebagel

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Layneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

long midnight drives, bright strings of lights, a warm blanket, oreos and milk, sugar on my fingers, stars in my heart

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1, 5, 8, 9, 15, & 24. Also, did you get my hairy cocks or not?

i loved ur hairy cocks thank u for sharing w/me 

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

I dont really know what my absolute favorite movie is, but one that I really liked recently was Interstellar. I saw that w/ spikebagel and, during the scene where the protag is watching his family’s old messages to him, I remember spikebagel squeezing my hand really, really tight, and me squeezing back. It was a really powerful scene and one of many reasons I love that movie. 

5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.

My most memorable birthday was my 16th star wars themed birthday party, where we broke our trampoline and it taco’d us. Also Sawyer showed up in a complete Darth Maul costume??? incredible

8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.

Mmm, I’m proud of a few things but I think what I’m most proud of is my test taking speed lmao. It’s rare that I don’t finish a test in 20 min or less. It’s what made me an asset to my old math team.

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

nrh, this one’s hard. I like my pudgy cheeks I think. They’re kinda cute. I can’t really think of anything else I’m particularly fond of... I used to really love my curls, but after I cut my hair those kind of went away. I’m not good with self-image stuff. 

15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.

When I was a junior in high school, spending nights with ironjenny playing stupid games before all the drama started. I really, really miss that feeling. 

24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.

People have told me a lot of things that drastically helped me, but I’m shit at remembering anything so I don’t know one instance in particular. One thing that always affects me though is when someone I care about tells me they love me. That really, really means a lot to me. 

Send me a number 1-40! 

[meatsuru]

Speedwagon, Hachikuji, and Mitsuru obv.

Hell yeah (hell yeah)

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7x+9

you are a giant sack of shit but 

assuming y = 7x+9,

{ x | x ∈ Z, 0 ≤ x ≤ 10 }

so

y = 7(0) + 9 = 9

9. Describe your perfect mate

someone who just...gets me, as cliché as that sounds. but i think everyone really does crave that

y = 7(1) + 9 = 16

16. Do you have any tattoos?

no but someday !!!!

y = 7(2) + 9 = 23

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

i've never cheated and all of my relationships have been pretty lengthy so, yes

y = 7(3) + 9 = 30

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

i used to really want plastic surgery, especially w my breasts bcuz they look kinda funky, but i've stopped obsessing over that w help from my cute bf 

y = 7(4) + 9 = 37

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

yeah and its hard 

y = 7(5) + 9 = 44

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

2.5

y = 7(6) + 9 = 51

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

spikebagel 

y = 7(7) + 9 = 58

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

1. star wars 2. talking about nothing while cuddling 3. 7/11 at 2am4. long car rides to nowhere in particular 5. ???? i'm simple and honestly this post makes me miss layne 

y = 7(8) + 9 = 65

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

u wan som fuk 

i'm honestly a huge fan of when it just transitions from cuddling into crazy sex. those are my best sexual memories 

y = 7(9) + 9 = 72

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

dirty talk is GREAT, but i also get really into it when he says my name or gets real dom-y ////////////////////

y = 7(10) + 9 = 79

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

i don't remember, but i was really insecure at the beginning of my current relationship so i used to get jealous a lot. that would be at least 4 months ago. 

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I'm watching spikebagel play MGS3 and, holy shit, I actually really like this game

[meatsuru]

Glad I can always count on Layne to be up at all hours of the night posting weird shit.

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EVERYTHING REMINDS YOU OF LAYNE

i tried to think of something sassy to say but honestly you're right 

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name three non-vanilla things you'd like to try in bed

idk I guess just more varied positions??? Because other than that I've pretty much tried everything I'm interested in??? Also I am very vanilla.