Splendor’s Teddy: That awkward moment
We were having a meeting with the whole CreepyPasta.
~Oh you touch my tralala~
~Hmm, my ding ding dong~
My eyes went wide as I took out my cell phone and switched it off. My cheeks heated up as BEN and Jeff started to laugh. Splendor had a confused look and I waved it off.
(Days later)
“Hey Teddy.” I looked at Jeff.
“Wanna touch my tralala?” BEN was laughing his ass off and I took out my book. I threw it at his face before walking away, embarrassed.
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I was listening to my song when shirtless Slender entered the living room the same timing ‘Sexyback’ was played. I quickly turned it off with pink cheeks as Slender coughed into his hand.
“…”
“It means nothing I swear!” I waved my arms as Eyeless Jack walked into the room.
“What did I miss?” I looked away.
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I was entering the living room and I called out for Jeff. I asked him about a few stuff before I turned around to go to Slender’s room.
~I like big butts and I cannot lie~
I stopped and turned as Jeff turned the stereo off in panic.
“Jeff…” He looked at me before I threw a book towards him.
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I was making milkshakes with the proxies when someone’s phone went off the same timing Laughing jack entered the room.
~My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard~
I looked at Masky with a questioning gaze as he rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. We then started to laugh.
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I threw a book at BEN for being an idiot and was about to go out when his phone went off.
~Hit me baby one more time~
I glared at him menacingly before I took out another book.
“Hit you one more time eh?” Let’s just say he had to explain why his room was in a big mess.
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I was sitting with Jeff when shirtless E.J entered.
~Girl look at that body x3~
~I work out~
I face-palmed as I switched off the music. At least I knew who the culprit was already.
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I was reading a book when Offender entered the room.
~You can leave your hat on~
I froze as Offender looked at me with a grin.
“Never knew you were that type Ted~” He walked closer and I made an X with my arms.
“No nononono it’s not me! I swear!” I cried as I ran out of the room while Offender was laughing his ass off.
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I entered the room and saw Offender.
“Yo-“
~Surprise! butt sex butt sex butt~
I switched off the stereo and turned around to kill a certain CreepyPasta as my aura darkens.
“… BEN…” I growled.