when they follow around Dean Smith for the first like five minutes and you’re like wow this guy is like the complete opposite of Dean Winchester and you’re thinking I wonder what they did with Sam but it turns out Sam Wesson is just Sam Winchester with a desk job and you realize that Zachariah didn’t actually change anything about them just their surface details and it only seems like Dean is wildly different because he’s Sales and Marketing he’s like 90% surface to begin with and his 10% of depth is buried in there so deep that it can easily get lost which is how he likes it because then he doesn’t have to think about it or worry about anyone ever clocking how scared and lonely he really is all the time despite someone truly seeing him being one of his most deep-seated desires and then suddenly he has to choose between a life he hates and a life he hates and for the third time today you want to throw Chuck in a blender on puree:
