"I think you missed your calling." bucky/steve :)
He walks into the kitchen, still sleepy-eyed, and raises his eyebrows.
Sam gives him a grin around a mouthful of toast and eggs (Sam, ew, please) and Natasha raises her eyebrows over her coffee mug.
"Morning, sleepy," she says.
"What's this?" Steve asks, and gestures at the -- what, five-course breakfast? -- spread out on the table. Bucky tosses a plate at him, which he catches without thinking.
"Hey," Sam says, finally having swallowed his food. "That could've broken."
"But it didn't," Bucky sing-songs, and goes back to whatever is sizzling on the stove.
"Chef Barnes decided he wants to get hired at a five-star restaurant," Nat says, and finishes off her coffee.
"Yeah," Steve says, laughing. "I think you missed your calling, Buck. This looks amazing."
"I know," Bucky says, grinning smugly, and slides a plate of bacon on the table.
(the only problem is that somehow everyone hears about this)
(bucky regrets having to cook for the entirety of avengers tower) (no he doesn't) (he just says he does) (he loves cooking because it's quiet time where he can focus on just doing one thing)