hope next time we play you decide to show up :)

29 | she/her | kez | uk

[fairycosmos]

god everyone and everything is annoying as hell. i get so worried about being annoying myself but it’s like hey the entire planet gets to be irritating as hell apparently and nobody gives a fuck

[sapphireh3arts]

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

[leothil]

Eddie's big hand on Buck's tit. YEAH man!

[creamsiclemelt]

Heated Rivalry | Episode 1 | Rookies

[lesbichans]

hey do you guys want to see the really incredible nativity statue we saw in andorra.

[lesbichans]

the people have spoken

beautiful nativity statue. 10/10 no notes. definitely doesn't resemble anything else at all

[killrockstar]

should i download a dating app or get a gun and shoot myself. i wonder.

[sea--burn]

what was going on last night

[teaboot]

I was too busy laughing to take a picture but my son answered the door last night ready for an adventure 😭😭😭

[teaboot]

IT HAPPENED AGAINNN

[corvidkiid]

tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now

[tics-deactivated20201202]

POV u are a tasty little cheese

[catbreon-draws]

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

[ferrethaver]

women should get even more childless

[achillesinhighheels]

my sexual tantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

[marmelade-sky]

Capitalism sucks. Unless it's Louis de Point du Lac doing it, then it's funny.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[fairycosmos]

have you ever seen me without this stupid blog on ? that’s weird

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

[circusgender]

gives you a blj (backwards long job)