hope next time we play you decide to show up :)

29 | she/her | kez | uk

[hudconsource]

Connor Storrie photographed by Joon Young Park (2023)

[bottomeyes]

ilya voice i'm cumming from the frottage

[farmbert]

@ connor storrie, control it

[knownqueerbaiter]

pregs your m

[symphoniccowboy]

the first time shane & ilya spend ilya’s birthday together i think the vibe really is ‘saying all of my dog’s favorite words in the same sentence’ because shane wants to make sure its ilya’s best birthday ever & doesn’t know how to do anything by half . shanevoice ilya pay attention i have a plan (nooo hollanderrrrr i want to fuck you NOW is my birthday :((((( how could u be so cruel to me) ok we’re taking the ferrari to mcdonald’s for mcgriddles (ilya visibly perking up) you are allowed to go 125 km/h but only if the coast is clear (imaginary tail beginning to wag) & you have to slow down if you want road head . when we get home we are taking a pot gummy & going swimming & i am grilling for lunch (ilya, his eyes huge, in the apron i bought for you?) yes ilya in the meat daddy apron . then shower, nap, one beer, dinner at my parents’ house, home by 6, and then i’ll give you your birthday present 🙂 does that sound good ? ilya, crying, shane this is my best birthday ever (shanevoice ilya it’s 9 am we haven’t even done any of it yet) MY BEST BIRTHDAY EVER WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHO I LOVE . & after they fuck (because obviously that was the first thing on the agenda shane just likes when ilya whines & begs for it & ilya does too) shane is back-to-business rustling around the bedroom putting their clothes out & talking about nothing while ilya watches from the bed w the big dopey smile of a man enamored with the bus that just ran him over

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[gardenxkisses]

Craving attention but like high quality attention like vip attention

[midnightstorries]

Ilya at the cottage.

Ilya wanted to tell Shane that it had been one of the best days of his life. It had been awkward, sure, but Ilya felt that, if he hadn’t quite been already, he would be welcomed into Shane’s family, and that was no small thing. In fact, to Ilya, who had barely been welcome in his own family, it was huge.

He wanted to tell Shane that the closest he felt to home was when he was with him. It didn’t matter if it was in a hotel room, or Ilya’s apartment, or at that weird hideout building Shane bought in Montreal, or here at Shane’s cottage; he was himself when he was with Shane. He’d left Russia, he was uneasy in America, and he’d spent his entire adult life drifting between continents and between lovers.

But now he had been reeled in by this annoying Canadian, and all that he knew was that he wanted to stay. He wanted to anchor himself to Shane and just...stay.

— Heated Rivalry, Chapter 27

[gloryhollanovjah]

Heated Rivalry + 1D tweets (part 2/?)

[boitterfly]

this is how it feels

[ohcebo]

centaurs hockey here we come ❤️ (!!!)

[cuppydogshane]

when shanes autism gets involved in the sex >>>>>>>>>>>

[cuppydogshane]

he loves to get clear instructions and have a heavy weight squarshing him........

[80shollander]

ilyavoice shane i need your credit card i have to save the freezing little girl and her dog

[sandersstudies]

Me: yeah I’m feeling a little down today

My husband: …would you be cheered up by a 1906 automatic pencil sharpener restoration video

[sandersstudies]

I was

[sandersstudies]

Silly me. I should have remembered that I’m on Tumblr and of course EVERYONE would be cheered up by pencil sharpener restoration. Here is the one my husband showed me.

[rhodeys]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | THE VAMPIRE LESTAT

3.1: "Detroit"

[aprimoon]

For the vaderkin event by @vaderkin-is-a-lightning-rod. My gift for @usakostar. I wanted to do a fallen angel + hurt/comfort theme but since this is star wars, I went with the star going supernova. (。・ω・。)

[twinkhole-destroyer]

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you