Was thinking about how crabs shed every month and how maybe the weeks before they must feel really uncomfortable and cranky and that sounded really familiar. Long story short, I need my free will taken away.
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Was thinking about how crabs shed every month and how maybe the weeks before they must feel really uncomfortable and cranky and that sounded really familiar. Long story short, I need my free will taken away.
/LOUD SOBBING
GUYS…I DID IT
I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT
I MET TOM KENNY TODAY
SOMEONE GAVE HIM A JAR OF CROCHET PICKLES AND OMG HE LOVED IT SO MUCH
“No Patrick the lid” HE SAID IN SPONGEBOBS VOICE
HE DID A COUPLE OF VOICES LIKE ICE KING AND HEFFER AND I REQUESTED SLAPPY VOICE AND
I-
I CAN FINALLY DIE HAPPY NOW
/note
Please excuse my shirt casually hanging out of my hoodie and my fat ass in advance lmao
This crime list belongs to this man. >>>>
And THIS crime list belongs to THIS man. >>>>
Mr. Krabs has committed more crimes than outlaw Arthur Morgan. Idk what you'll do with this knowledge but at least now you know.
Spongebob Lores be like:
Edit:
I just remembered this this is one of my non beatle cryptids. I want to develop their character more
The glorious return of the SBSP x TMNT 2012 au- with some doodles of lore :)
This takes place before they meet the turtles but after discovering the Kraang— and they’re training to be the defenders that Bikini Bottom needs since the police and everyone else don’t believe them about the Kraang. The thing is, they’re a group of fast food workers, an outcast scientist and freeloader guy, the local psychopath, and a lifeguard…so they’ve got a long way to go, regardless if time is on their side.
What’s Odell shells timeline though out the spinoffs and main show
In terms of specific years, I don’t have much, because I’m really bad at math with years and stuff, but for generalization purposes:
Kamp Koral/80s: Odell started working at the camp as a brand new counselor since Mr. Krabs realized that SpongeBob’s cabin needed a little…extra support than just an anxious preteen like Squidward. Quickly, Odell became a treasured member of the team and got along with everyone- she was even able to wrangle the more problematic kids when they were causing trouble. Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff began to see her as a younger sister, Plankton actually didn’t mind her and left her out of his evil plots…most of the time. Most of all, Odell was like a mother to her campers and was always there for them, especially Patrick.
The Patrick Star Show/90s: Odell had to travel a lot due to Sea Turtle traditions, so after Kamp Koral closed down, she kept in touch, but barely saw her campers for a while. However, that changed when she had her accident. She was rushed to the hospital but the damage was done and her back flippers were permanently damaged, and with the Migrations still going on, Odell had no choice but to stay in Bikini Bottom to at least get a treatment plan with the hospital, but the problem was she didn’t have a home. That’s when Patrick came in and offered for her to stay at his house with his family, and Odell became a temporary resident of the Star Household.
SpongeBob SquarePants/2000s: Nowadays, Odell lives in a more suburban part of Bikini Bottom, on Seashell Lane. She still can’t do the Sea Turtle migrations, and is a bit of an outcast amongst her own kind, but in Bikini Bottom, her camp family still sees her as a close friend. Mr. Krabs still sees her as a younger sister, Mrs. Puff and Odell are very close friends, Plankton tries not to bother her when he messes with stuff, and of course, Patrick still accidentally calls her “Mom” sometimes. <3
When you say headcanon Mr. Krabs to have fought in a war do you imagine it to be one with humans? Asking as I’ve just been assuming but wanted to just know
I mean….it depends. I DO like that theory and especially the “eldritch horror vibes” one could get from sea creatures fighting literal humans, but…in other episodes it shows they were fighting other fish, and WHY other fish would be on the humans’ side is a huge plot hole to me.
In what I use for the lore in my Main SpongeBob AU and Merfolk AU on YouTube, I actually go more with the idea it was a war between Poseidon and Neptune over who was the real ruler of the sea. I’ve talked about this before but the way it’s hinted at is that Neptune is both the god AND also a Title passed down in the royal family (hence, the Movie Neptune and why he’s so different.) from father to son, like Ancient Egyptian pharaohs. With that, it also works for Poseidon in my SpongeBob world too.
In what I had planned out, Poseidon was the original ruler of everything, but then when Krabs and Plankton were still children, Neptune showed up and basically challenged him for the throne. One rich man thing led to another, and a war erupted between those who preferred the “old ways” with Poseidon, and those who wanted more of a change with Neptune. Krabs was drafted when he was about 16 on Neptune’s side, and obviously years later, Neptune won.
There’s a lot more details here I wish I could yap about, (especially for my Merfolk au) but I’m really tired and can’t remember anything, so hope this is enough infodumping lol!