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Good question where is spongemom

last i checked tumblr user spongemom is just a hoarded url and isn’t rly my mom or ur wife

just an empty husk of a blog

Ah yes know you know who I am

where’s mom

I am your father

that’s tru

Ah yes Nachos are much better than popcorn. And soda is great. 👍 good job, son.

yes they are.

also pls, dad, tell me who u are

i need to know

did you get popcorn? tell me you got buttered popcorn.

i didn’t.

i got nachos, tho. and i snuck in a soda that i’d been nursing all day so B)

How is my child this fine afternoon?

i’m good, dad! i went to the movies with a friend today and saw Jurassic World for the second time

it was pretty eventful tbh

Son

DAD

DAD

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