SO YOU WANT A BADLY WRITTEN SELF-INSERT DO YOU. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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To Heal Some Broken Wing
part 1???
My name is Mary Susanna Day and I have long golden hair like sunshine (it totally matches my last name) with blue tips that reaches my shoulders and my eyes are green like a rainforest. I look like Benedicts Cumberbatch. but hawt.
liek i am the biggest fan of HOMLESSMANDRAGON. and I rememberd the first time i saw him; it was at one of there first concerts. He was a hottie, like if brad pitt fucked johnny depp and had a baby but not really homo cause thats gross. like I swear when he played, he played just for me. It was lke we were the onli ones in that room. And i knewed right there we were meant for each othr. But HOMLESSMANDRAGON left when they got a deal from some music producers and they took my Spook away from me. We didn’t evn get the chanc to talk to each other. But I knew hed be back, he’d come back for me because I knw we had bonded.
But fame made everything bad. And the band’s lives went out of control. Johnny overdosed; because he became a drug addict and Nyx like totally left because she wanted a “solo career”. She failed. Now she lives in a trailer park. And my poor honey boo boo; crushed by his friends death and stuff, he broke down. He movd back home and I was determined to heel his broken soul.
All I had to do was get his attaention. It wouldnt be hard since we were fated to be. So i tried really hard to find him but he wasnt wear he usually hung out. probs cos johnie died so he was crying at his house. he is so sensitive. but that's okay since I know where he lives.
So I knocked at his door. But he didn’t answer. So he was probably all depressed and stuff. So I needed to cheer him up with my perky punk-rock presnce. Ans I’m hot. Like I’m like Miley Cyrus hot. So that would cheer my soul-mate up. Because spook wouldn’t want like an ugly soul-mate because that would suck.
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[I tried really hard to channel my inner Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way... Who knows if i'll try and attempt a part 2]
