*gasps* how could all of this shippy stuff be happening and no one mentions calliroxy?! (lmaos about noijaku tho like same I ship it but its so??? I think it'd actually b pretty funny since they kindof hate each other)
calliroxy: *a bevy of heavenly nymphs descends from the heavens and weaves a wreath of lilies into the ground that spells out "A+++"*
i never see fanart of this ship on my dash and it makes me so smad bc it is literally my otp and like one of the only roxy ships i absolutely adore calliroxy is perfect calliroxy is god my poor heart
i fEEL U ABOUT NOIJAKU OMG,, their dislike for each other has always seemed more like a mutual annoyance to me though idk i think personality-wise they'd have a hella cordial rivalry thing going on since they're opposites in so many ways (koujaku being the smooth playful traditional-type charmer and noiz being an awkward straight man techno geek kinda loner) (plus the rib vs rhyme thing) (idk idk i really like the thought of them being pale-black orz)