Alright so,
There is this senior at my highschool who is obsessed with spoons. Seriously, he goes by Spoon Guy. He walked around the school lhanding people plastic lunch spoons he steals from the cafeteria, and saying things like "quick take this spoon- no time to explain." He wears a Spoon Lives Matter shirt, a tie made out of plastic spoons, and dressed as a spoon for Halloween and spirit week at school. He has created his own religion, Spooniesm, and wrote a 28 page biblie about the "Holy Spoon," bonded with zip ties. This guy even has a website http://spoonguyfoundation.org/extras/book.pdf?i=2 Check it out, I dare you.
















