#sporps

[pikkukrisu]

Eduard Hallberg 🇫🇮 finishes his slalom run in the men's team combined alpine event and celebrates with teammate Elian Lehto 🇫🇮

[fromriko]

sports court!

[farmergadda]

Sporpsball, A TTRPG Module for use with whatever the fuck you're playing. Yes, even that one.

1. Every person  at the table gets to write down a single sentence describing what they remember of a single piece of an existing Sports Game. The GM has to include a Specific Way to score in theirs. These are The Rules.

2. There are a number of additional participants on the field equal to the number Player Characters participating in the Sporp. If it's a team game, they're on the Other Team, I guess. There is also always a Large Audience cheering the teams on. Always. A L W A Y S.

3. Whenever a Player rolls the highest possible value of a die, no matter what the Roll was for in the fiction, that Player can then adjust one of The Rules in one of three ways.

3.1: Add one word to the Rule. This word must not make the Rule into an incomplete sentence.

 3.2: Invert one word to a word of its Opposite meaning. Again, no incomplete sentences, and you may Invert words added by other players. 

3.3: Replace a letter. The letter changed must result in a full word that doesnt make the sentence incomplete.

4: Should any one of The Rules ever have each word in its sentence changed completely (so keep track), the rule is forever sealed in stone and the player who suggested the rule to begin with must add an additional rule.

5. Any Character who breaks one of the rules, willingly or not, receives a Foul. 3 Fouls and they're out of the game.

6. At no point should ANY rule imply, infer, or suggest the inclusion or exclusion of a dog. There shall never be any rule that determines whether or not a Dog should be allowed to play Sporpsball. Attempts to break this will result in immediate forfeiture by the offending team.

[chipthekeeper]

“Sports fans may be the most insane people on the planet. We’re like ‘I have have to have my sports!’ and what most of them are rooting for is the ability to be crushed by the thing they love.”

- Katie Nolan summing up my entire existence

[delgrosso]

Looks like it’s a Three Hat Sunday for me..!

[zdeno]

“the best part about tumblr is no one likes sports XD”

hockey/baseball/soccer/wrestling tumblr:

[sadsongsandthickthighs]

It was hot today

[pikkukrisu]

Two Finnish sports idols 🐺🦁