#spotty record

[forestmelodyreadsgunnerkrigg]

Record: Okay this is horseapples since when did I have to sleep on the couch in my own home. :I

[forestmelodyreadsgunnerkrigg]

What was that on Gilda's blog about Carapace being your client's mother?

Oh uh... Wow, Record wasn't meant to go public with that.You see, Khepri, as an important figure in the Changeling community is... Recording a charity single! Yep. Totally non profit. Record's gonna produce it and not earn a penny. Isn't that great?

[forestmelodyreadsgunnerkrigg]

Record: You know, it's nice to see someone have such an appreciation for my baking skills. Gilda must have really liked my blueberry sponge, given how she kept chasing me for twelve miles even after I ran out of cake to throw at her.

[forestmelodyreadsgunnerkrigg]

Cakeswordology is a valid field of study. And yet, your people didn't know you had a second goddess running things just a thousand years ago. How does your education system work?

Record: I dunno, magic?

[forestmelodyreadsgunnerkrigg]

Can you know both the location and velocity of a sword currently within a cake?

Record: No.C'mon guys this is like preschool level Cakeswordology.

[forestmelodyreadsgunnerkrigg]

We know you can pull a sword from a cake. Can you pull a cake from a sword?

Record: Iaijutsu Catering is a completely different discipline.That's the third principle: You can know the location of a cake within a sword, or the velocity of a sword within a cake, but never both at the same time.

[forestmelodyreadsgunnerkrigg]

Can't Record already make an infinite supply of swords given access to infinite cake?

Record: Sponge Slice's first law of Conservation of Cakes and Swords, dude.

[lightning-dust-reads-narbon-blog]

so do pony teenagers get acne because that must be tough to deal with under all that fur

not if you have good hygiene. Shower regularly and stuff like that. I never had a problem with it, but some other ponies I could mention? Not so much.