#spraffing

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

Ok so like, those little multi colour pens are great for grading.

I mean I know some teachers swear by those scented ink pens and I definitely see the appeal.

But I like having options.

And having blue, black, and green means that whatever the student wrote with I can pick a different colour.

There's also the red ink but that gets reserved for Serious Business because it's Scary.

Plus I can do a multi-colour diagram if it's called for.

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

Following on from this post:

I can pretty much endorse everything OP is saying, and I'd go a step further and say that there definitely is neither a shortage of tops/doms or bottoms/subs.

But there are a hell of a lot of people who aren't acting considerately of potential partners and subsequently aren't going to be able to find a stable play relationship, and because of how so many people tend to map gender roles relating to courtship onto the d/s dichotomy (ewww, by the way), you get a lot of starfish subs hoping desperately that a top will aggressively court them.

Anyway, this particular line spoke to a very very very tired part of my soul:

People who are already so timid, who approach me and can't even say "I think you're really cool and hot" but just go 👉👈🥺 and hint and hope I do all the work….

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

What if I'm not actually into hypnosis?

What if my hypnotic style is just an elaborate post-post-post-modernist side project in my ongoing crusade to slay truth in its cradle and unweave reality?

Is it actually my kink to dethrone god, and do I indulge that by toying with the mind's ability to perceive whatever reality I fancy?

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

What? What do you mean I'm sneaking Marxist dialectic into my smut? Why- I would never.

It's not hidden at all.

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

Someone asked me what the hardest part of being a kinky hypnotist is and after some consideration I landed on my answer.

Most of this stuff isn't that hard it's just listening and a bit of trying out new things, but having to interact - even if I minimise it as much as possible - with the occasional true dom hypnotist who wants to impersonally stamp their kink onto their partner is a tremendous chore.

Like, don't get me wrong I 1000% have a small mountain of problematic kinks but objectifying a lady is only hot when you understand the contradictions inherent to doing so. Otherwise it's just sparkling misogyny.

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

So I've looked at my own Tumblr for the first time in awhile since getting busy with life and I think I'm kind of happy with the mixture of vaguely serious practical posting and hypnosmut. It feels like a blog I'd read.

I think I'll try to keep that pacing (slow as it may be).

I do sometimes think I should just reblog more smut though.

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

People talking about hypnokink to make themselves dumber and guys - *guys*.

For reasons unknowable I know *more than a couple* hypnokinky people who are professional editors and nothing has broken the minds of previously talented, articulate people like having to read, understand, and make publishable the offal that gets packaged up and shipped out of commercial publishing houses.

All y'all with the spirals are just wannabes.

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

Sitting down today to finally listen to an album on CD that a friend gave me because it reminded him of me:

It's called "Sex & Politics"