#sproutxt

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imagine having sex in hiroshima and u see a blinding light and 4 a moment u think u fucked so good god's come down 2 take u STRAIGHT 2 heaven and u're thinking awh hell yeah they're sending the archangle gabriel down 2 escort me up there PERSONALLY I'm genuinely the nr 1 sexer bro and u felt so good abt urself and then u got fucking vaporised on account of the atomic bomb would that b fucked up or what

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between bannerfall and vampires the way pow manage to create so much hype around their smps is actually crazy because TELL ME WHY both of them overtook my dash over a WEEK before they were even published and tell me why there is FIFTEEN bannerfall fics on ao3 already EVEN THOUGH the series won't be out for another WEEK

[savi-shiji]

omg spokeisher ... transfem spoke canon ...

[savi-shiji]

why is spoke always on 2 hearts 4 hunger bars and 31 durability on everything he owns. genuinely on the brink of death at every moment

[savi-shiji]

realyl funny scrolling the avidmc tag and seeing the difference in the half of the posts from 2 hours ago and the half from an hour or less ago

[savi-shiji]

parrotx2 6-7 from january 2025 ... bfore the meme began. explodes

[savi-shiji]

spoke "I hope you realise that" ishere and parrot "I can't lie" x2

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APO APOKUNA MET THE POPE ??? ON LIVE TV ???? HELLO ?? WHAT TIMELINE R WE LIVING IN ????