May 24, 2025
*it is a dark and stormy night, and I am under the bed like a small, frightened dog.*
harem member #1: oh no sweetums are you scared of the storm
me: u-uh... n-n-not at all!!!! >w<
harem member #2: it's ok, we're here for you.
harem member #3 is currently holding up the rope keeping the comically large anvil up in the air right above where I would exit from
harem member #4: yeah, just come out here so that we can cheer you up!