@squanched started following you
“Dad? What was that muffled screaming under the house? Please tell me it’s not another alien locked up under there. We talked about this.” Beth rubbed the side of her temple, already feeling a migraine coming on.

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@squanched started following you
“Dad? What was that muffled screaming under the house? Please tell me it’s not another alien locked up under there. We talked about this.” Beth rubbed the side of her temple, already feeling a migraine coming on.
@squanched, starter call.
“ would--- would it kill you to be less of a dick? ‘cause y’know, you--- you sure act like it would. ” to say he’s unimpressed would be an understatement ; though any rick is hard pressed to elicit a sentiment from this particular morty that isn’t utterly scathing, in all fairness. staring after the rapidly retreating alien that just found itself targeted by the old man’s rebuke, he glances to the old man expectantly. genuine question, it seems, that demands an actual answer. “ ---what’d that guy do to you? ”
@squanched said : ❛ i cried tears you’ll never see. so fuck you, you can go cry me an ocean. ❜
teasing the ELDERLY wasn’t a concept UNKNOWN to ercole. though most of them didn’t PLAY into his antics ―― THIS particular character was QUITE interesting. having retorts BIT back at him would only ENCOURGE the young man more to PESTER and to PESTER until , perhaps , this older man would DO SOMETHING about it. ( quite possibly break a HIP in the process , ercole would ONLY HOPE. ) besides , it wasn’t EVERYDAY you meet someone with blue hair [ . . . ] and coupled with OTHER things about this stranger , to say he STOOD OUT would be an understatement.
und so , as it turns out , calling this guy a POOR , SAD OLD MAN might have struck a nerve. that , or ercole had said SOMETHING ELSE that he’d forgotten by now. the man LAUGHED ― chest puffing as his hands RESIDED at his hips. ❝ PPFH , you sure showed ME , eh ? ❞ he bit back. ❝ why don’t you go CRY SOME MORE then ? don’t you have someone to MOURN ? you’re probably ANCIENT enough to ‘ave outlived your GRANDKIDS , no ? ❞ a small CHUCKLE.
@squanched || S.C
Things weren’t looking up for Morty. First, he took the portal gun and somehow, through a wild serious of events, broke it. And now, he ended up in a dimension very unknown to him.
That is, until he saw a familiar face. “Rick! Aw, geez -- I messed up really bad, so bad. I - I don’t know what to do.”
@squanched asked: 👏
“Wanna know why you looked away so you couldn’t tell who was Beth and who was the clone? Because you can never take responsibility. Because you’re just a weak little man.”
@squanched asked: regress
“Daddy? Who was that strange man in the garage?” Beth blinked curiously up at her father. “He looked just like you! Is he your brother? Ooooh do I gots an uncle!?”
@squanched sent : “ why did you run off? ”
“ i’m fine. just--- needed a breather, i guess. ” ( that’s putting it lightly, massively downplaying the reasoning behind his rapid departure --- but like hell morty’s going to admit as much. ) his posture is taut, tense, and it’s clear he’s on the defensive... though that’s pretty much always the case as of late.
hazel hues regard rick with a poignant apprehension ; he’s bristling pre-emptively over the impending insult that’s yet to be hurled his way, in all fairness... and yet, as far as morty’s concerned, it’s near enough inevitable, considering rick’s nature. a sour frown curls his visage. “ wh-- what do you care? ”
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