↳ WHAT THE FUCK IS SBDICKS²?
SBDICKS² is the spiritual successor to SBDICKS, a SBURB RP that lasted from April 2014 to July 2015. It is a multiplayer choose-your-own-adventure game based on the program PesterChum (you’ll need one!), and following the game shown in Homestuck. It’s a fankid session, so the players are going to be human as opposed to trolls. We are open to having a fantroll or two involved.
↳ WHY THE FUCK IS IT CALLED SBDICKS?
Good question. I’m glad your priorities are in the right place. It’s called SBDICKS because myself and the other individual who crossed minds and came up with the blockbuster of a name are secretly twelve years old. Jokes aside, the purpose of being called something so preposterous is to stand out, as well as retain the humour found in the comic which the plot follows.
↳ WHAT FUCKING PLOT?
Despite it being a choose-your-own-adventure game, there are going to be rules and barriers in place. I would recommend being familiar with the workings of SBURB before joining.
↳ WHAT ARE THE FUCKING RULES?
Don’t be a dick. Ironic as the rule may be, given the title, the predecessor had a bad history with people being shitty to each other. We’re all human. The mods understand that sometimes people say and do things that they don’t mean, but you are going to be told off if you’re being an asshole. The only other rule is to listen to the mods. None of us are doing this full time and stress is a boner-killer for this sort of thing.
↳ WHAT’S THE FUCKING PLAYER LIMIT?
There isn’t one! We’re aiming for twelve, but anything higher would be absolutely gravy.
↳ HOW DO I FUCKING JOIN?
Click the ‘How To Sign Up’ button at the top of the page! It would be preferable that you have a character title and name ready, but if you simply want to reserve one of our infinite spots while you come up with the stuff, or simply let us know ahead of time that you plan to join, then that’s A-OK!
↳ WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC?
Get out.
↳ I’M WORRIED THAT I’M TOO FUCKING BUSY.
Not a problem. If you want to join, but feel like life will kick your ass, there’s no issue. It’s a drop-in drop-out game. If you need to take a week off, fucking go for it brother.
↳ WHAT’S THE FUCKING COMMUNITY LIKE?
We’re all going to be nerds together. Hopefully the community will grow to a point where everyone shares their interest with at least somebody. If you’re a jock who plans to take our lunch money then the door is over there, bro.
↳ HOW MANY FUCKING CHARACTERS AM I ALLOWED?
As many as you want, so long as you keep it reasonable. I’d probably put a tentative limit on 4.
↳ HOW FUCKING LONG IS THE PLOT GOING TO BE?
Haven’t got a fucking clue! It could be anywhere between two months and two years. Depends how the story goes.
↳ I HAVE ANOTHER FUCKING QUESTION.
Either send an ask to this blog, or send one to me when you are going through the sign-up process.
↳ WHY AM I FUCKING SWEARING ALL THE TIME?
I find it easier to answer questions when they’re being shouted at me. I have issues.