One of his [the Devil's] most intolerable familiarities was to pay nocturnal visits to Catholic marital beds at a time when the husband was fast asleep and the wife just falling asleep. This inevitably gave rise to misunderstandings. ... One woman, worried, consulted her confessor about the best way to clear up misunderstandings of this kind. The confessor replied: "To be sure whether it is the Devil or your husband, feel his forehead, and if you find horns you will be sure." "Sure of what?" asked the woman.
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