Sam stared at the question before laughing nervously, a very obvious blush across her face.
“I already stated earlier in my first video but... I am Polyamorous and Pansexual, and at the moment I am dating three lovely men who I care about so much. The first one is Google Prime, or well... I just call him Prime. Then there’s-”
She pauses, hearing rapid footsteps and quickly turns around to the side of the camera to see a man pouncing at her.
The camera shakes as the two fell to the ground, but then the screen shows the excitable man hugging her tightly, snuggling and kissing her face.
“I heard you were recording so I came as fast as I could!!”
“W-wilford please....” She managed to say with her face being red. She gestured him to the camera, and he gave a smile and wave.
“Well hello there ladies and gentlemen~ my name is Wilford Warfstache, and this lovely woman that I adore with all my heart is my girlfriend!”
He gave a goofy smile and wink before tucking her under his chin, cooing softly as Sam made only distressed noises from how flustered she was getting.
Then, another man showed up to the camera, looking rather annoyed at his antics.
“Me? Excited? Never~!”
“You nearly broke the camera because you attacked her.”
“I was merely showing my affection! You know, the language of looove~ That and you should really introduce yourself to the audience.”
The man glanced at the camera before sighing, fixing his hair.
“....The name’s Pyro...”
“See? Now was that so hard?”
“I’m nearly tempted to put you in the corner Wil.”
“You can put me in the corner with Sam, I certainly wouldn’t mind~”
“Wilford n o.”
“Wilford yes~”
Without warning the camera shakes again and the sound of metal can be heard, the scene immediately changing after the camera was unfocused.
“H-Hey!! I was trying to tell him to stop!”
“Y’know I can just teleport out of your grip right?”
“I am aware. But you both are derailing the video subject. Let Samantha finish her clip and then you two can properly discuss this.”
Sam let out a soft squeak in surprise, staring up at the boys before looking back at the camera with a nervous smile.
“Yeah.. there they are.. despite the chaos... I love my boys so much.”
The clip ends.
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{This version of Wilford belongs to @echo-wong while Pyro belongs to @edgyishere uwu}
Sam gave a small laugh at the camera, smiling at the question.
“Oh, I’m doing okay! Been a rough day.. Horrible headaches and heart problems but I’m good! Mentally ahhh... alright I guess? Just been nervous on some things but other than that I really am okay...”
She read the question again, her eyes lighting up.
“Prime! Prime you get to answer the question too!”
A male voice is heard from behind the camera.
“Samantha, I am not answering meaningless questions.”
“C’mon Prime!”
She goes off camera, grabbing a male’s arm.
“I refuse.”
“Pleeease? It’s beneficial!”
“Samantha, I am not going to answer meaningless questions.”
Without another word Sam yanks the arm. The camera stops focusing for a bit and zooms out, going back into focus in a few seconds.
“Samantha! You did not have to do that!”
“But I wanted you to joiiiin..”
Prime sighs heavily, holding his head as he feels the other laying against him.
“Fine. I suppose I should state my wellbeing. I am default today, nothing good has happened or anything bad, I am simply watching over Samantha’s mental stability as well as working on my personal... projects. Is that good enough for you?”
“You’re doing amazing- was that so hard?”
Prime rolled his eyes, shaking his head while Sam had a bright smile. The clip ends. @kyerrio
TW for some blood and broken bones. This is a story I wrote on how Google had met Alia, Iris and Sam. Hope you enjoy~ hopefully the format doesnt mess up qwq
“W-w-welcome. P-please s-state your full n-names.”
The three women stared at the Android that was standing upright in the middle of a room.They were confused on how something like that was in it, as well as surprised that it had sensed their presence. What they didn’t notice was that the door automatically closed behind them the minute they stepped in, encasing them with the rather advanced technology.
Upon closer inspection they noticed that the Android looked.. Completely human. It had black fluffy hair that parted to a side and glasses, wearing a blue shirt with the letter “G” on it. It also had a male body structure and was.. Quite tall and muscular. The only thing that was out of the ordinary were the eyes. They had a BSOD look across them, no sign of pupils or irises at all. It was as if it was experiencing some kind of error, which explained the stutter in his voice.
The three stayed quiet and glanced at each other in confusion, dumbfounded on what to say.
The android spoke again, this time more sternly.
“P-please state your names.”
“...Uh.. Iris McKline.”
“Alia Duvval.”
“Samantha SunVaughn.”
The Android stayed quiet for a moment, his body completely still. It was as if he was paralyzed from the neck down, and the only thing he could move was his head as it turned slightly more towards their direction. From how quiet it was, the three heard a soft hum that emitted from his body as if he was processing the information.
Then, he spoke again.
“G-G-Greetings. I am Google I-I-IRL. My primary o-objective is to answer q-questi-ions as quickly as p-possible.”
Iris couldn’t help but to raise an eyebrow as she noticed thow stiff he was standing as well as the lack of movement, clearing her throat.
“Yo, gotta question- can you move or anything?”
Google turned his head toward her, his fully blue eyes staring blankly into her own emerald green ones. A chill ran down her spine as she stared into them, now having that unsettling feeling in the pit of her stomach. Something.. Didn’t feel right.
“I am u-u-unable to mo-o-ove, for my softwa-a-are is i-in the mi-iddle of a-an upgra-ade. Sadly, the u-upgrade is r-rather long a-and has develo-oped a few e-e-errors, making me p-paralyzed at this time.”
Sam let out a soft noise, making Iris and Alia now glance at her. She seemed upset at what he said and had that sad puppy-eyed expression as she just stared at him. “Is there anything we can do to help?” She asked as she dumbfoundedly went close to the other. “Sam-” Iris began to say, feeling herself tense up. She began to walk towards her but stopped as she was cautiously close to the android. He was a giant compared to her; She was just below his shoulders! Then again Sam needed help to open cabinets.. But his height was still unsettling.
As well as that emotionless tone he had as he answered Sam’s question.
“U-Unfortunately, there is no o-option or r-r-route to help m-me in my state a-at this time. A-Although, I would L-like to a-ask you three l-ladies s-something: Would you like to play ɬῳɛŋɬყ զųɛʂɬıơŋʂ?”
Red flags immediately popped into Alia and Iris’s heads as he said that last sentence. It didn’t have a stutter and the last two words sounded more glitched. Alia quietly went to the door as he seemed distracted by Sam’s ogling, trying to open it but now realized that it was locked tight. There was no way out. “Iris.. I have bad feeling about this.” She finally muttered softly to her friend. Iris couldn’t help but to nod in agreement as she instantly walked next to Sam. Sam didn’t seem scared or anything. In fact she seemed more excited, as if it didn’t click in her head how bad the situation was. Iris grabbed her by the shoulder and forced her to step back as she side-eyed the android. The glare wasn’t returned but.. She could have sworn she saw a small smirk twitch on his lips for a second. Alia went next to Sam as well as she answered his question, fidgeting with the end of her scarf, “I-if we can get out of here afterwards, yes.”
A smile was across his lips as he tilted his head. It had seemed to be oddly genuine, but the two girls knew that it was hiding malicious intent.
“P-Perfect! Now, Question one for McKline….”
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The questions he had told them were simple math problems and basic knowledge. The three got through them all with a breeze, but Alia and Iris still felt that something was wrong. The more questions he asked, the less he had stuttered… and Iris could have sworn she saw his arm twitch. She still held onto Sam’s shoulder just in case, who was peering up at the android with bright, innocent eyes. The small smile was still across her face as if she wasn’t terrified that he towered over her so easily. He returned the gaze and it was still blank… it was so hard to determine what was going on in his mind but Iris wanted to let him say the last question so they can all get out of here.
“Last question.. For Sunvaughn. Does anyone know that you three are here?”
There was no stutter at all as he said that, but his voice was cold and piercing as he peered down at Sam. Sam felt her own heart jump as he spoke, now having a feeling that something was wrong as she felt Iris pull her back a bit more. “Uh… well… not really no..” She hesitantly replied, but still forced a small smile.
He smirked back and a notification sound was heard from the room, making the three now jump in surprise.
“ʊքɖǟȶɛ ƈօʍքʟɛȶɛɖ.”
His eyes became static for a second before they showed two bright, electric blue irises. He raised his hand moved his fingers, seemingly to test out if he could move them. “...Thank you three for occupying my time while I was waiting for that horrendous update. Unfortunately, I cannot let you three leave.. Since you all seem like perfect subjects to test out my new features.” He said blankly as he walked towards Sam, the expression in his eyes now turning into murderous intent. Sam squeaked softly and Iris forced her to be behind her and Alia. “Like hell you are!” She shouted as she went to grab her shoe. In what seemed like an instant though, metallic wires sprawled from his back and shot straight at her arm, going through it with ease. It was so fast that three couldn’t comprehend it until Iris let out a strained scream as well as blood now beginning to drip. The wires that were through her arm quickly coiled and tightened around and an electric shock went through them towards her body. She screamed louder and tried to pull away, her body jolting from the electricity. She began to flail and kick but Another set of wires went around one of her legs, ever so easily forcing it to go at an odd angle.
A chilling snap was heard as well as another agonizing scream.
Sam stayed quiet as she saw her friend practically get mangled, specks of her blood on her white hoodie. She felt her heart race and she stepped back more, looking around quickly and trying to come up with a plan. Alia on the other hand raised both of her hands, about to summon a spell so they could all be safe. She however got disrupted when she heard the sickening thump of her friend getting thrown against the wall as if she was a toy. Alia glanced, seeing that Iris was unconscious and barely hanging on from the amount of pain. Her body convulsed from the electricity and her arm was bleeding badly. It looked like something from a horror sci-fi movie.
Before she could even finish her spell, the wires now went around both of her wrists and easily snapped them, making her let out a scream in pain. Google just smirked darkly as he forced het to be close to him. Alia just trembled violently and whimpered, trying her best to kick as well or even say a spell. With his hands he grabbed her scarf and tied it around her mouth, making some of the fabric go into her mouth so she couldn’t even speak. Then he effortlessly made his wires throw her against the back wall harshly, another thump as well as muffled groans in pain being heard. He examined the two women who were practically knocked out, or incapable of moving as he then took his attention to Sam, who was trying to unlock the door.
She felt her heart race as she felt his dark gaze, using her body to try and break the door down. She yelped when she felt some of the bloodied wire go around her neck and yank her away from the door and raising her towards him. She began to squirm but felt the wire tighten and hurt her neck. “This makes my secondary objective MUCH easier now.” He snickered out as some of new wire pierced through her shoulder, making her grit her teeth as she tried not to scream. She felt her warm blood dampen her hoodie from the wound and then let out a slight noise as she felt another wire skewer her other shoulder. Then her thighs, and then she saw a final set of wire aim for her chest. “I must admit, you three did help me figure it out. So I really must thank you.. But your lives are insignificant for me. I’ll be sure to find a nice shallow grave for you to rest in.” His voice was cold as his eyes just glared into her own. Sam just whimpered and trembled now, feeling the pain throughout her body.
Then she… smiled.
“W...wait.. I have a question.” She managed to say, already wincing from the pain of even talking from the grip of the wire. Google immediately stopped his actions, pausing as he tilted his head. His pupils were slightly dilated, as if he was transfixed. He was listening intently, “...What is it?”
Sam just smiled more and trembled, her eyes being bright again and full of life, despite not even knowing if it was going to work.
“What’s zero divided by zero?”
Silence rang in the air and in an instant the wires went back to the other, making Sam fall with a thud. She winced in pain and curled up, seeing what was happening. Google stayed quiet, his body twitching as he was trying to figure out the question. The wires went back into his back and he tried to speak, but it became glitchy and distorted. He tried to move towards her in anger but his eyes widened when a loud pop and fizzle escaped from his body, and he stood limp. He shorted himself out from the question!
Sam just stared at the other and laughed weakly, kind of relieved that she did it. She managed to get up and take a deep breath, going to the droid and caressing his cheek. He was extremely hot, but Sam noticed that his eyes said “REBOOTING”. That might take a while thankfully. She just pat his cheek before going to Alia and ungagging her. In an instant Alia shouted out a spell, making both of her wrists healed. “Oh god.. Oh dear. I have to heal you and iris quick and then I can break the door down alright?” She quickly said as she forced Sam to sit down and check her wounds. All Sam could do was give a small, innocent smile and a slight shrug, wincing in pain.
Alright nerds, since i’m planning to write more and post my work i have to send you guys a list of muses I have that give me good or bad inspiration to write!
1. Sam Sunvaughn
She was kinda a self insert at first but she literally became her own character instantly so f a s t. very bubbly and nice, the absolute definition of Neutral Good. She’s currenly occupied at the moment though ;)
2. Alia Duvval
A very quiet woman who is a Protector, basically a healer. She is from a JSE AU I made called the Parasite!AU. This is post AU.
3. Iris McKline
Iris is the definition of a theatre kid. She has a lot of energy and is very very loud. She is from a JSE AU I made called the Parasite!AU. This is post AU.
4. Googleplier (Prime)
(TEMPORARY GIF UNTIL I DRAW HIM)
Prime is a sadistic, tall android who can feel no emotion and is quite powerful and highkey terrifying. His Secondary objective has been modified to something unknown. Knows the previous three fairly well and calls Iris and Alia by their last names, but calls Sam by her first full name.
(Feel free to ask about them, give me prompts of them, etc. i literally dont mind answering qwq )
