#squidbro-drawses

[thebestfriendszaibatsu]

Technically it does involve bronies considering that 2snacks is one... but there ain't nothing wrong with that.

It is a little strange that it was something requested to be tagged but, it's fine.

-Madame 'Batsu

[thelastraigeki]

GAH, spell check... AVP franchise.

The first character I first fell in love with: The Predator. Stan Winston definitely broke ground when he had designed and created the creature. Special effects at that level at the time were phenomenal. Still are.

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: The Predators. Predator, Predator 2 and the old EU material had expanded them from being these alien headhunters to being warriors who had a sense of honor that lived for the thrill of the Hunt.

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: The Super Predators from PREDATORS. I hate those fucking abominations. They were not necessary and I felt like they devalued Winston’s original concept. A shit stain that needs to be removed.

The character I love that everyone else hates: The AvP Predators. A lot of people complained how big and muscular they were. A lot of people complained about Scar’s face. All of that can be overlooked.. Why should they look exactly like the original from the first movie?

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: That has yet to be determined but I can tell you I am considering the possibility of moving on from the franchise. I don’t like the fact that the comics are receiving the New 52 treatment in that they are getting rebooted and omitting a couple of the films and being treated as canon.

The character I would totally smooch: Machiko Noguchi from the old Expanded Universe material. I normally don’t find the women of Alien-Predator to be appealing to me in that way but Machiko comes close.

The character I’d want to be like: Broken Tusk Predator aka Dachande. He was by far in my book the true definition of what a Predator should aspire to be. He was skilled, clever and resourceful. He was also the kind of Hunter who believed in honor.

The character I’d slap: Out of the characters in this franchise? That’s practically a damn deathwish.

A pairing that I love: I don’t think that there is an official pairing regarding the characters in this franchise that I like in particular. I do know that AvP sparked the Scar x Lex ship but I’m not on board for that.

A pairing that I despise: I don’t think that there is an official pairing regarding the characters in this franchise that I don’t like in particular. I never understood canon pairings and the shipping wars behind them.

[grumpytrashgoblin]

Any character portrayed by Ellen Page, really...

omg thank u 

ily

u r my fav b/c Ellen Page is a goddess

[datasuna]

PM: Yeah, I guess assumptions are a bit of a low blow. However, do anon haters really deserve any form of respect... No offence, just curious.

Well unless you're happy just lowering the level of discourse and having both sides sling petty, misinformed insults around then go ahead. But generally just going ahead and pigeon holing someone into a demographic for you to make fun of is just asking for it daisy chain into whole other topics. 

[thebestfriendszaibatsu]

On this day in Zaibatsu history, we have experienced quite the shitstorm. Millions of Jimmies rustled... Quite a tragedy.

Well I hate that I was the cause, I'm glad I was able to lead you all in battle. 

-Madame 'Batsu

[thebestfriendszaibatsu]

Misandry? Wow, assuming I'm misoginistic because I am a guy who made a slight error in identification. Whatever the case, male or female, white or black (My case, brown.) you are a piece of shit and, being a SJW on Tumblr, probably a horrible excuse of a social justice supporter who probably blames white/cis/straight men for everything. Apologies Zaibatsu for having this drama on your page. WHatever comes after should just be deleted if you are annoyed.

I'm not really annoyed I'm just, blown away by how quickly this escalated. I can't vouch for how Zai is going to feel about this when he sees, he might say something later on but, I do not know!

-Madame 'Batsu

[thebestfriendszaibatsu]

To the anon. If you do not like it, leave. Talking shit aint gonna give you a blog change. For Mr and Mrs. Batsu, the next piece of anon hate you get, block em and check your block list. Their identity will show, despite being anon. What you do with this info is up to you guys, but I recommend being the better person and just block them in total.

Might consider doing that if it persists; people should only enjoy TBFP shit storms, not hate-filled ones.

-Madame 'Batsu

[thebestfriendszaibatsu]

Anon is just intimidated by women because he is not hype enough for their attention.

squidbro-drawses slam dunks the rude anon

-Madame 'Batsu