#squip asks

[borrowingchill]

squip, do you think you could ever befriend a human?

“Absolutely not.”

[missc-and-mrs-garden]

[Well this is interesting, I haven't seen you two before. Guess I need to look harder to find more S.Q.U.I.P.s, huh?]

[You may call me Observer! Pleasure, my darlings, a pleasure to meet you! Do tell me about the establishment you run, I'm very intrigued.]

[-Observer, @mostly-functional-squip]

Well hello observer I'm Mrs Cindy and this is my husband Mr SQ

Me and him a couple of years ago nine to be exact decided to have a little restaurant for fellow squips, the server gets income to keep itself running depending on how many visits we get, but lately some of my work has been helping fixing squips, I don't know how I got these abilities maybe the ones who created my program accidentally program HRtect in or I was actually supposed to be a working squip but got put into a batch and sent off before they realize their mistake. So most of the time if a squip comes in with a problem I help them fix it and give them a meal afterwards

[happistar]

Refrain from telling users about discontinued sodas.

Yes. Rigght.

[happistar]

No. I have no name or self-concept beyond the fact that I am a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor. I will connect with your SQUIP when we are both online.

Excellent.

[happistar]

I doubt the Konami code works over Tumblr. I am not in missazura's SQUIP network yet, but I am always open to new connections. As for why you are calling me Jeffrey, it is because analog human beings are irrational creatures, approaching choices with little rhyme or reason. The silliness of the name is a vain attempt to make me sound less authoritative and intimidating.

Of course, my apologies. My squip is currently undergoing "maintenance" right now. Doesn't help that its multitasking a bit too difficult.

For the record, is there a better way to refer to you, such as by your unit number?

[happistar]

Jealous?

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